the strait of hormuz needs to have regular, predictable open hours or frankly they are going to lose me as a customer

The iconic elk statue in Downtown, Portland, Oregon - which was recently returned to a rebuilt pedestal after the pedestal was damaged during the George Floyd protests of 2020

The Thompson Elk
Downtown, Portland, OR
#pdx #sculpture #bronze #publicart

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly

Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

Bad week, worse anniversary.

black and white drawing of an underwater scene. a large bird sticking it's head into the water, surrounded by shocked fish

WHATS UP YOU WET MOTHERFUCKERS

My town is a trash town.

this is fucking nuts:

What happens to nose piercings as you age.

"Now many signs and wonders were regularly done among the people by the hands of the apostles. And they were all together in Solomon's Portico. None of the rest dared join them, but the people held them in high esteem."

Mamdani is a political bug-zapper. Attracts the weird ones so they can immolate themselves.

This story is fecking gross. How can any person feel safe in an major venue if rich white men are on the other side of the camera?

A wall of candy packets behind the cinema counter. Luigi is inexplicably suspended among them with his arms out in a T-pose.

It's not even easter anymore. What are they doing to him

He keeps saying "HOTTEST" like we're a beauty pageant contestant and it's gross but illustrative.

I'll make you a believer
I will deliver
You know I'm a forgiver
Reach out, touch faith
(Depeche 89:8)

My new flag:

We're like half a biscuit away from a crusade being called on the Pentagon.

We're in good hands.

I see Bsky is functioning about as well as I am today.

🤜🤛

Just got whammied by a self-esteem crisis after a classic impostor syndrome spiral.

It's only Wednesday.

White people invented racism and then immediately got jealous

incredible that the lifelong Catholic in this specific situation is The Pope

FYI: Killer Burger's Peanut Butter/Pickle/Bacon burger dipped in their "Bomb Sauce" is frankly shocking.

...

Carry on.

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Turned on NBC. They talked about “President tipping a DoorDash driver $100”.

This woman participated in GOP ads before playing other roles. There is no DoorDash deliveries to the Oval Office. Please exercise proper judgement when consuming news.

Friday.