The govt should funnel billions of dollars into finding something better than being shot in the eyeball with an air cannon cuz you need new glasses. That's still the worst thing an optometrist has ever done to me.

Not to brag or anything but I just filled out paperwork for myself and one child at the eye doctor without writing the wrong birthday even once. That's a miracle.

Is this the void? Do I scream here?

It's over.

When you put it like that, timon and pumba sound a lot like my parents.

CARTOON OF THE DAY

I wish it was Idiocracy because then it would be fictional as opposed to the stark reality.

Never again. Never again will I take the bus all the way to Hông Phat. I mean, I love that store but that was entirely too much people time for me.

Bless the west coast for excellent recreational plants that are gonna carry me through the next 4 years.

To know what you don't know is maturity. To ask someone else is wisdom.

I'm shocked anyone refused the pardon but good on her she's right. Pardoning them is an insult to the man who died and the people who were hurt while trying to defend the US Congress. It's absolutely an insult to them to give the Pardons. Never thought I'd tell a trumper good job, but here we are.

This is perfect explanation

I just wanna know where Ole Mikey there thinks he's going to deport her to. Most absurd thing I've seen in at least a solid two days which is impressive given....*broad gesture*

Pin this, save it, we’ll need it.

“When a prison camp opens in your town…when a DREAMer is disappeared from your classroom…when the President destroys what’s left of the Constitution…They will all say they didn’t know this was coming. And I want the American people to know that they did.”

AOC 🔥🎯

I think of this video often. We shouldn’t be fighting the same fight. Waiting for comfort and decorum isn’t the way. Progress happens when you don’t stop.

Word of the day….

Librarians are heroes.

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I'm stuck and I cannot move on. I legitimately need to know where Rep. Mike Collins wants to deport a new jersey born American citizen to. I have to fucking know. MIKE!! WHERE YOU SENDING THE BISHOP LADY?

How TF do you deport an American citizen, born in New Jersey, from America? What country are you deporting this American to? Like....MAKE IT MAKE SENSE DONNIE

Ich komme aus Amerika aber ich Aber ich möchte woanders sein. Hilfe.

Let me see ICE trying to kidnap one of my neighbors... Borders are fictional, imaginary lines drawn just like my sister and I did in our shared room when we hated each other. America is indigenous land and borders should not exist.

I feel like we can create our own values. I certainly have values that were not taught to me and that I've taught myself. Are they entirely unique to me? No, so I guess I didn't technically create it but I did instill them into myself.

Sitting here terrified bc I'm a transgender person in America. In the land of the free the trans lifeline keeps crashing because of the massive call volume. All those calls are suicidal trans people. We want to die because our country is against us.

#transinamerica
#transrights

Well, of course bc McKinley is a white man name and Denali is not. I'm so over this Nazi bullshit