Folks, @gittlitz.bsky.social is the only author brave enough to mention @hackattackimer.bsky.social and Our Big Wet President in a book about the Mets

We need him more than anyone else does at the moment

[garbled voice] I’m happy to be here

The people are calling it the greatest thumbnail to ever grace a webpage?!

Pattie Boyd Moment

A big floating R in a sea of brown came to me in a dream, y'know, and the rest just came together y'know

I’m actually the guy who came up with the idea of calling it a podcast and am licensed to kill anyone who says show

Nats ticket prices were driven down by an incident last year where an open-toed pitching coach played jam bands over the PA for 5 innings straight and wouldn’t stop

Buddy, you’re telling me

Taking up the entirety of the screen so you can watch Aaron Boone’s lips in 4K as he says “yeah, you know we wanna come out with a W. Maxie is shoving, Jazzy he’s out there”

I’m the guy making $250,000 a year to tell companies to not show the scorebug and dedicate half the screen to Jazz Chisholm doing idle animations

I’d like to be under the sea y’know

An overconfident Team USA getting embarrassed by a much smaller country in front of a global audience is their last and most beautiful tribute to the American military yet

Richard Nixon in Barnes and Noble be like “I am not a book”

Team USA under fire after bringing “Guy Who Took That Photograph of Maduro Blindfolded” into the clubhouse to hype them up before the WBC Finals

Italy has initiated Operation Epic Furio

I solemnly swear I will not rest until I talk to every single 2000s MLB player about the oddities of their careers

Three things will survive a nuclear holocaust: cockroaches, twinkies, and Staffcast

Get ready to listen to a bunch of Phish, buddy

Big up from da IRSland

bUgS

Poor Wife Helen

[leaning on podium at an angle previously though scientifically impossible] Bill Ashley…light tower. That’s…that’s real high up there to get with height. JD, do you [shrugging] he, he has no clue I’m wasting my time, right Davey? [pained inhale] But they treat our brave ICE officers so nasty

[sweaty, 90 minutes into a speech talking about how Big And Strong Raul Mondesi was] we like to say SASAKI, right? SASASKI, where is-SASASKI-where is he? [pointing at Yamamoto] there he- [pretends to throw fastball] lot of speed with regard to fast

Man, there goes my dream of being the subject of a video titled “white boy uses nunchucks crazy style at Mao’s Tomb, shocks patrons and staff”

Norwegian Watergate informant be like “my name is

76 - You Had No Ideas of Your Own with Emma Baccellieri Podcast Episode · Staffcast · 01/28/2026 · 1h 17m

Staffcast back! @hackattackimer.bsky.social @seandoolittle.bsky.social and I are joined by @emmabaccellieri.bsky.social to talk boat names, marine traffic, cutting off fingers, the worst flags, bullpen carts, and more!

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‘Fascism is here now’: the US athletes pushing back on Trump’s America World Series winner Sean Doolittle, Super Bowl champion Doug Baldwin and college star McKenzie Forbes have strong opinions on a troubled era

“I’m really mad so thank you for letting me vent.

Abolish ICE.

We keep us safe.”

@seandoolittle.bsky.social and other athletes opened up to us about the DHS murders and the campaign of state terror being waged in Minneapolis and beyond.

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