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Posts by Phlorb

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Haven’t posted thirst content here in a bit so… here’s me during AKW, finding out that these pants work REAL well when I’m shirtless.

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I can safely say we are all grateful 😍

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Oh 🥵😍

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Your butt looks immaculate in this. 😍

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Everyone starts somewhere! As long as you have fun playing it, that's all that matters :)

Honestly I kind of miss my early days of DDR, my friends were much more willing to play it with me because there wasn't as big of a skill gap 😂

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Also gave the Expert chart of 3y3s a try (another level 17 song). It went better than expected but this was immediately after playing DeltaMAX and over an hour of constant playing. I was worn the fuck out lol.

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Gave DeltaMAX (level 17 song that starts at 100 bpm and constantly increases in speed up to 573 bpm) a try after not playing it for awhile. This was sloppy as hell for me but oh well lol

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That's how everyone starts! I've also been playing for 20 years, played pretty much daily through all of high school then continued into adulthood with the arcade. So I have a bit of experience under my belt lol

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Full combo'd it :D

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Idk this was a lot of word vomit thanks to spending so many hours just driving around by myself. Hope y'all have a good weekend.

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Sometimes a side quest or a brief stopping point on a bigger journey, but never a main character. And no one wants an NPC to randomly come up to them in a game and force an interaction, right? So I find myself never approaching anyone, even if I know them.

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Not entirely related but it's something that's been a constant on my mind lately; I don't really feel like an active part of anyone's life. Or like, someone they think or talk about if I'm not physically there. Basically, I view myself as an NPC in everyone's life.

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No time or energy to do anything outside of work. Wake up, go to work, order food to be delivered while I drive home, drift in and out of sleep for an hour on the couch trying to play video games, give up and go to sleep just to do it all over again.

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45 hours worked last week, 46.5 hours this week and finished the week off working 10 hours today. The song 'Autonomous Delivery Robot' by grandson is feeling more and more like my theme song everyday.

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Bedroom pig.

(BECAUSE YOU POSTED THE KITCHEN PIG)

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Picture of a black Chihuahua with a tactical vest looking across a grassy field

Picture of a black Chihuahua with a tactical vest looking across a grassy field

Majestic af

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Early birthday present to myself ^_^

(P.s. found it on Hot Topics website, I did not order it from Target)

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Simultaneously in my (bad) feels while also having my hand in my pants

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You think my anxious autistic ass would WILLINGLY make a social faux pas??? Not. A. Chance! 😂

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Not the taco bell worker calling me out for ordering the same fucking thing everyday on my break 😭

Literally walked up to the kiosk, tapped it and heard one of the guys working there behind say "hey drew, cups on the counter for you"

Goddammit 😂

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Come clean it yourself, I'm trashy and proud of it 😂

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First actually warm day of the year calls for a post-work shower.

Feelin hooman again (also look kinda beefy???? I think???)

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Hi bb 😘

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Y'know what, fox yeah.

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It's so depressing how often I deliver to houses with garages bigger than my entire house 🙃

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Ranch Gay.

😂

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Oh no I get that, just including that any overpowering scent should be banned from planes or public transportation

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On the flip side, perfume/cologne is not necessary. You're (most likely) not being intimate with anyone on the plane, put it on after you're back on the ground.

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I play one card face down and end my post

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Okay, Blade 😍

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