Have you seen bassist Davie’s latest YouTube? Amazing angine de poitrine stuff.

The magic t

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What’s that bsky thread-unroll thing because this post would be exclellent unrolled.

I actually am starting to like this guy for how bad he is at his job

A huge high-five to every asshole not voting Green because "we can't afford it"

The 'This is fine' comic of the dog sitting in a room on fire but now it is also filled with rising flood waters

If you were the leader of a conservative coalition right now wouldn't you launch the great national resilience project focussing on food and energy sovereignty? What a wasted crisis.

A chart showing Three Waters (water infrastructure) spending per annum per Mayoralty - with a massive spike during the much erroneously maligned Tory Whanau mayoralty. Print this out & staple it to your drunk uncles thick skull, or better still, on his dick that's the only thing he looks to for inspiration.

In a move that will shock no one, they're now blaming 'vanity projects' of the former Mayor of Wgtn for the flooding.

I swear public stocks with abundant rotten vegetables for this kind of asshole should be mandatory.

Keep this for your drunk uncle & thank you to whoever made it.

Luxon's Government cut flood protection spending while extreme weather worsens

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Still from Goyte's somebody that I used to know video. my guy was all about the complaints but now that the wall's also telling her side he's gone all white

every man a gangsta till the wall start singing back

Y'know, this whole thing could be over if someone would just tell Trump that Obama can hold his breath for fifteen minutes.

Flash flooding swamps roads, closes Mt Victoria tunnel as deluge hits Wellington Follow the latest updates in Stuff’s weather blog.

PERFECTLY NORMAL

Got it working finally, but only after killing the Apple TV app twice.

Is it just me or is the updated TVNZ app just hot garbage. Can’t stream anything at the moment.

A “big” storm might show 15-20 strikes on my detector. I thought it was broken 🤯

I’ve been running a home weather station on and off for like 20 years, and I’ve never seen lightning like this. Incredible stuff.

Initial conditions:
m1=44.3 m2=3.5 m3=82.6 (solar masses)
v1x=-2.856 v1y=-3.308 v2x=-1.393 v2y=0.454 v3x=1.57 v3y=-6.709 (km/s)
x1=9.0 y1=13.0 x2=11.0 y2=34.0 x3=-23.0 y3=-26.0 (AU from center)
Music: Aurorae Chaos – Bourquenez

Here is what I would have to live on:

- hundreds of plums one month a year
- 25 feijoas from our spindly trees
- bay leaves
- mint
- rosemary
- ten lemons
- 20 limes
- a few handfuls of spinach

What platform are y'all using for device management / endpoint security in a mixed environment? we're 90% mac, so I want to just use Jamf, but also don't want to have two systems if I can avoid it.

sorry guys it’s extremely important to fill the website back up with shitposts as quickly as possible to prevent it from deflating like a dirigible

I will not be entertaining any SPULL rumors while my preferred social media platform for shitposting is experiencing issues. I rebuke this energy entirely.

So what you’re telling me is that National party leadership challengers have a plan to make a plan to plan a leadership challenge?

Itsa always the 🤌 reginos 🤌

Breaking: Japan decisively resolves the Strait of Hormuz situation

What idiot renamed Allbirds to Newbird AI when Pumps-and-Dump was right there?

Pure pump-and-dump, nothing else. I guess pumps are shoes ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

A white garment with some kind of food stain. Humiliating.

A pair of dirty hands rest on a car engine. Rough, tough, cool.

Here is an easy solution:

Food stains are humiliating, as they suggest you're a little baby who can't feed themselves.

Oil stains, such as those you'd get from working on your car, suggest you're tough, independent, and skilled.

Thus, simply cover your food stains with used motor oil.

Funny how the American leaders are so interested in Saint Augustine, a philosopher whose work was hugely influenced by the collapse of the Roman Empire around him.

Probably nothing.