wearing a "I voted" badge but it says "I frew up"

I thought Hamburg was in Germany

they're actually twins separated at birth, reuniting for the first time. Sadly one of the brothers just so happened to raised in a Dark Brotherhood sanctuary sent to murder his noble kin.

The Good, The Woke and The Ugly

do you want the good news or the woke news?

Honesty is the best policy, no ruler has ever lost his head by being forward with his opposition.

Nerds study hole from a safe distance

Adventurers delve into the depths of hole

World Woke III

gf who hates you (hate is obsession which just another form of love)

he sounds like @patstaresat.bsky.social sober

playing league of legends

@Gock is cum supposed to be runny?

wofe who desires her girl

S)
A)
B)
C)
D)
F) @hulkfuckscar.top

lake that makes you cute* as hell

#1 - Gorillas

#2 - Bonobo

#3 - Chimpanzee

#4 - Human

#5 - Orangutan

(in order of trustworthiness)

🤭

if you turn it upside down, you're on top.

S) @cockremover.bsky.social

A) @bingus.ough.club

B) @vurrence.bsky.social

C) @sheev.calamitousintent.com

D) @smams.bsky.social

F) @badposter.lol

🥚 - this is your brain

🐣 - this is your brain on estrogen

You're a Loser. Hasan is a Loser, Welcome To Hell. Respond to me.

@skipbot.bsky.social is this true?

'out of sight, out of mind'

y'know who else also had a rivalry with the pope...

instead they're born out of a hole in the ground that presumably leads to Hell

is a myth, the Dutch are incapable of making love

when a mommy dutch and a daddy dutch love each other very much...

The R-Word is an ableistic slur! The resurgence of the use of the R-word from the far right to leftists is indicative of the larger shift into fascism and eugenics that endangers Disabled people and all marginalized people. Don't let slurs slide: call them out every time!

A very important reminder

we should never have invented the printing press

the infowars war is won