“I’m eating hot dogs.”

“What are you, five?”

“No, I am not five. I am in fact a dignified citizen who eats hot dogs with a fork and knife.”

While the winning NFL coaches get doused in Gatorade, they should deep fry the losing coaches and dunk them in ketchup.

Got both Alta and Boro from Wanderstop as Miis on my island!

Boro (featuring Matt Johnson)

Dethroning the British monarchy to avert AI-related disasters.

You will *NEVER* guess what track this obscure area is on. *Snorts.* Heh… I’m so good at geoguesser.

(Ignore the map, that gives it away)

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Season 3 Episode 1 - Frame 96 out of 2791

Wanderstop is the biggest sanctuary a piece of art has ever offered me.

This is us!!!~💖

HE’S GONNA WIN!!!

Meta Knight, no!!!!

Avid 89 Year Old Nintendo Wii Player Shocked to Learn Other Game Systems Exist

Imagine if Mario screamed, “GENDER!!!” at the end of Super Mario Galaxy.

It’s a good thing I have Drafts to fall back on for whenever I feel lazy and out of ideas.

When I’ve talked to people about the film, I always say that it feels like at least 20 minutes are missing. There’s no rising action, and the film just kinda decides that it’s time for the climax. Really jarring.

It genuinely saddens me so much, because you all created a work of art in Wanderstop that has changed my life for the better, and it allowed me to begin a journey to figuring out who I am. I hope things work out for everyone involved at the studio. Thank you so much for Wanderstop.~

While it certainly would have serviced the plot of The Super Mario Galaxy Movie to allocate the time taken for the elaborate, five minute dance sequence featuring a live-action Shigeru Miyamoto alongside the Pikmin, it’s also hard to imagine the film without it (and no, you cannot trim it down).

There is something I saw in the Galaxy Movie I think I hallucinated, because there is no way they’d actually have it in there.

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Season 2 Episode 38 - Frame 2810 out of 2828

People getting away with the Groucho disguise is preposterous. In real life, if you wear a pair of these in public, people will point at you and scream, “Holy shit, it’s Groucho Marx! Time to send you back to the grave you communist son of a bitch!”

A genderless burger experience.

Matt Johnson might have the funniest face of all time.

This is utterly heartbreaking to hear. Wanderstop is a game that changed my life, and it saddens me the studio will not see the opportunity to make more projects.

People seem to be posting profound inspiration. I could always turn my Drafts for words of inspiration from myself.

*Checks Drafts, only to be met with a post about killing Christopher Nolan.*

Profound…