Bluesky loading so poorly nobody'll find out that I'm gay

Bnuuy chewing the spicy hay

Golly, I can't believe I got to visit Bluesky headquarters and sample the local cuisine

The pain will go away, but this smile will stay with me forever, every day

Man everything hurts down there

But I can see the swelling go down every day and it fills my heart with joy to see what I always wanted to see

I vaguely recall one criticism on the LotV campaign being that the characters are kinda boring compared to the other campaigns and yeah I do have to agree that these mfs thus far in the beginning are about as interesting as drywall

I forgot there was a short prologue campaign before the Legacy of the Void campaign, it's short but pretty sweet

Now to start the campaign I'm pretty sure I've only played once, Artanis' Wild Ride and A Disappointing, Predictable Epilogue to Starcraft

Happy happy Neil Banging Out The Tunes day 🐭

"keep thinking about how I wrote in my dissertation about how every time a new form of public/social space emerges it’s immediately popular with kids and teenagers who see it as a chance at freedom and then adults colonise it and kick them out. this happened with malls in the 80s and diners in the 50s and pool halls in the 20s. my dad was doing research on this trend in like 1975. and I was like “yeah so this is going to happen to the internet” and then five years later every government suddenly decided to ban kids from everywhere online. I hate being right especially when I don’t even get paid for it"

how adults colonize every third space and remove young people — including the Internet

link: dragon-in-a-fez.tumblr.com/post/8134647...

Wild that Altman is being sued by his sister for repeated sexual abuse and that doesn’t come up in basically every conversation about him. I get that it’s alleged but if that shit was happening to someone else I feel like that would come up, particularly if that person had a history of lying a lot.

Aerith

I like to bring back this classic for moments like this

They spent a decade complaining about safe spaces and then made a robot to give you compliments and tell you your mp3 of farting noises is Brian Eno

Sarah Kerrigan's model's face in Starcraft 2: Heart of the Swarm. She is scowling, looking at Zeratul, a Protoss Dark Templar off-screen.

I have decided I really dislike Kerrigan's face model

She looks like she runs a conservative podcast

At least this campaign gameplay-wise is the coolest of the three, it's very fun

"Let's forget about Mengsk, this is about you and me!" what

I just finished up the Wings of Liberty SC2 campaign and whoa nelly is it still a banger campaign, frickin' great

Now having started Heart of the Swarm, they really commit character assassination on Jimmy Raynor in the first cutscene huh lmfao

lucca!

This one still gets a good chuckle out of me from time to time.

when my cat is hungry

what do you mean jam’s bunny in strive isnt a bunny but is a guy that ate fried rice she made that turned him into a bunny so now hes just following her around begging to be a human again but she cant understand his bunny noises and is just annoyed by him

You're so right, as always

I fear this surgery was the only thing keeping me from being unhinged, hingedness is stored in the balls clearly

Did you know it's actually fairly easy to remove bloodstains from a mattress? I only found that out because I got my balls cut off (with consent)

Meowscarada sketch

I've been gone for 5 days because they cut my balls off (with consent)

Ough I'm back, what's everyone been up to over here

My husky called Takoda. A very lupine face, with his tongue slightly sticking out.

Apropos of nothing, here is a picture of my dog. He was always the best boy.