It's because all your family will miss the start to Question Time if you don't put the batteries back in the remote in time, Mary.

This is a really old fess, Kwasi.

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Or follow this link to remove pads.

Arthur Conan Doyle's "The Lost Word" just reads as though someone has knocked the L out of it.

Fess is a humblebrag from a peripatetic maid who works the dayshift.

Contract bridge can be cruel when you are but a novice.

You've forgotten the book. You're weird.

Donald Trump has his first ever fess recirculated by fesshole.

Fessor took the initiative and reversed rolls in the bedroom whilst husband was still on a missionary?

...Bouquets all round.💐💐💐

The first and last words that Emu ever uttered.

You're not allowed pockets in case you smuggle bicycles.

a man in a wolverine costume is standing in front of a sign that says one way Alt: a man in a wolverine costume is standing in front of a sign that says one way

We all know where this will end.

Jedburgh Unchained.

So far, the only Vicar in the world to witness a second coming.

At last. The inside story of how Marathon became Snickers.

The Nitwit Papers.

Fess is a humblebrag about having his nuts snacked on.

Before you buy a subscription you should read the small print.

George Bush explains.

The pork sword comes out of its sheath.

Gulled 'em entire.

I can't believe you got butter.

This fess sounds like it could be bollocks.

BASIC error.

Experience the ups and downs of Manchester. It makes traipsing to the toilets in a Witherspoon's seem like a fun day out.

A picture of Barry Morse serving an angry customer in the Tesco store at Moonbase Alpha.

And now you wonder why, after 16 years, all your customers have opted for self service, Victor.

And still you wonder why your remotes don't work.

All that remote potential; now poles apart.

I once watched Who Wants to be a Millionaire and purposely chose another channel when they used Ask the Audience as the quizmaster was and still is a cock.