Swartzwelder
Swartz welder
Smartz welder
"Let's weld together our most clever scattered bits and make up one author"
Posts by Ben Leland
generally not without a cost
Foods that seem like they should have more protein in them:
sour cream
ice cream
ranch dressing
Amy to Mr. Amy: wow did you hear that Prince died? I'm here if you would like help processing these emotions.
I associate the 4th with candy because I've spent so many passing it out at parades, but that's a very specific context.
I loved this when it came out---I really need to revisit this.
"Pancreatic cancer mRNA vaccine shows lasting results in an early trial: Scientists caution that more research is needed, but nearly all of the patients who responded to the personalized vaccine are still alive six years later."
"they're all good dinos, brent"
Coke Zero to me is "Mexican Diet Coke"
nightmare gardening blunt rotation
6 is the only RE game I just put down because I wasn't enjoying it.
I would say that if you want a more actiony RE, then you should play the RE 4 remake, or the RE 3 remake if it is cheap (RE3 Remake is weaker than the others but it is quick and still good)
If you want a more horrory experience, RE Biohazard (7)
Note: I have not played any of the RE gaidens
I am old enough to have gone on one or two dates at Otani. Even if the date was meh, you still got to go to Otani.
with this, and Chappie's barking at Schmitt---it's a fiery team
Anakin and Padme meme A: we're going to play brennan more P: cool to fill in for bader and allow Ramos to DH more, right? P: to fill in for Bader and allow Ramos to DH more, right?
I've always thought so
the second one is my answer, too. I want someone with good taste who will supply me with comfortable, stylish clothes that are tailor-made from scratch for my body. I never want to enter a dressing room ever again.
I have overheard coffee workers at least 2-3 times say something like "thank goodness this person ordered a nitro cold brew". It was already sort of my go-to, but this made me triple down on it.
I'd say "OMW" but you two deserve to have this one to yourselves
good job knowledgemogging by searchmaxxing
BBref bio of Jose Ramirez
here we go
it's not bad, you simply have to prepare it in this hyper-specific, no margin-of-error, time-and-resource-consuming way:
Also, the collective sigh of relief when Kat Dennings posted the wedding photos a year or two ago. Like "we don't know what's happening with Andrew, but he seems to be relatively happy and healthy"
ah shit, forgot Andrew WK, the most fun you can have at a small show without getting killed (probably)
I saw him live twice in roughly 2015-2018 and it was wild to me that he would play such small venues. It was unreal to see this famous guy in a club atmosphere for like $20 a pop.
I wonder if he just toured SO often that it dampened demand enough to pull that off.
there are a handful of bangers where you just can't look at the lyrics too close. "She is Beautiful"
you waited too long to start them on cigarettes and coffee
The silence regarding a Herman's Head reboot is DEAFENING
I find the Malcolm in the Middle theme mildly uncomfortable because it is a Sunday Scaries noise. The Simpsons have ended, and now I have to head upstairs and finish the homework I put off while my family keeps watching TV.