"I do not say the following in defense of anyone, myself included, I merely report as an absolutely direct observation that every officer when first informed that the U.S. is using bacteriological warfare in Korea is both shocked and ashamed…." — Col. F. Schwable
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Thug Life
The New York Times ran headlines about “Viet Cong Terrorists” for the entirety of the genocidal Vietnam War. This isn’t new propaganda, which is why I have very little patience for the people taken in by it.
No diggity? Sheeeeiiit
They are cooking my ass in the quote tweets. They are marinading my ass for at least 24 hours and seasoning it generously. They are roasting my ass on each side for about 8 minutes
Douglas MacArthur is still dead can I get a hell yea
My ratatouille rat is making me fight someone else also controlled by a ratatouille rat
Me and the other guy have no beef, only the rats are enemies
and we have no idea why. While punching with limbs no longer our own, we lock eyes with mutual grief and compassion, forgiving whoever kills the other
If u had 1 skeet,
1 opportunity
⚠️WARNING⚠️
You're about to take a post on a social media website that isn't about you and fold it into your unrelated personal trauma. Would you like to log off, instead?
✔️ ❌
woke moralists don't want you to know this but the "kool aid" man is actually full of marinara sauce, reskeet this to let real patriots know the truth
This is basically BattleBit
I read a book one time that was about this iron pendant and it was like an ancient magical artifact that repelled the devil, and the devil was always trying to get this little I'm just kidding, I've never read anything. I'm basically the Floyd Mayweather of my generation.
So this is the wall everyone was talking about
"Hey social media, guess what I'm feeding my dog right now?"
*Doesn't look at replies for 8 hours*
"Nothing, you fucking idiots. That was hours ago."
Hamas?
Don't eat the stuff, it's not for me.
"Hackers Are Exploiting WinRAR Zero-Day Bug, Google Says"
This is what happens when you don't pay for your copy.
Youse a fine MF, won't you
back that SaaS up,
Who is you playin wid?
(Back that SaaS up)
We will build a New Jerusalem in New Jersey
If we moved Jerusalem to Brooklyn this whole thing will blow right over
yo mama so fatah she never hamas
i have this impression that nothing funny happens on mastodon because i’ve never seen a single screenshot of a banger toot.
People dying and getting maimed by stupid bullshit is also 100% accurate.
Why is nobody asking if his son Nestor is okay???
life’s short, so make sure to spend as much of it as possible convincing strangers on the internet to change their opinions in order to have a long lasting legacy
The musical in the show is called *CAT-TASTRPHE*, and they use it to raise money for the Palestinian cause, which is wildly successful but they all die to an airstrike at the end.
🤌🤌🤌
Just had chatgpt write me a darkly humorous musical screenplay about the struggles of a 20somesomething trans male living in the Gaza strip.
He wears cat ears.
*takes hit off joint*
Dianne Feinstein asking if she was a good senator Death says no, but you are now