Andrew Vaughn finally woke up now that his job is being threatened.

White Sox should not be hosting a night game on April 1st.

Imagine thinking the White Sox aren't winning 110 games this year.

Probably our greatest living actor.

Y2K was quite the film. Even more wild than I was expecting.

White Sox having the two top left handed pitching prospects in the game is pretty wild. It's also the one thing they can historically develop. Hopefully the new regime starts getting position players some success.

It’s crazy how much better Spotted Cow is when poured into a glass.

At least Eberflus looked cooler this year.

I wish.

We regretted not buying a Costco dog hoodie last year. Glad they were back this year.

How did the Bears come to the conclusion to hire Shane Waldron in the first place?

So happy to not have to see Gavin Sheets again.

This place should actually go back to having no sports people on it so I can forget sports exist.

Can a White Sox trade rumor pop up to to distract me from the Bears?

At least it was Jaylon Johnson. The only one deserving of the ability.

Thank you for your business.

This is how I also treat Sour Patch Kids.

A couple weeks ago she had a vestibular incident. It’s basically dog vertigo. First time she jumped on the couch today to look out the window since it happened. A true warrior.

You have nicer dentists and insurance agents than I.

Pretty crazy to hate this Bears team more than I hated the White Sox this year.

This account takes care of baseball: @passanthalbot.bsky.social

Black Mirror fell off a cliff. Oof. Joan is Awful was good, though.

She has only gotten angry at one firework thus far. She growled at it. We adopted her in December and she is kind of afraid of everything, so we were kind of worried how fireworks would go. Seems alright though. Luckily none of our neighbors do them so they aren’t on top of us.

Our Samsung TV has a Conan channel that just shows clips 24/7. It’s great.

Reconnecting with my Twitter mutuals

Weird they told you it was loaded onto the truck AFTER saying it had shipped.

This season of The Bear may have been one of the best television seasons in history. Right up there with season 2 of The Leftovers.

As long as you put it in a normal looking cup.

My wife is far braver than me for drinking this.

Watched Ghostbusters Afterlife finally. It was neither really good or really bad. Cast was good (Finn Wolfhard should have not been cast), but not being in New York makes it lose some juice. Next one will be better hopefully.