BREAKING: I have been named Chief Max at Apple, effective immediately.

Me too. Thank you

UPDATE: I have successfully retrieved the camera by blindly pinching around in the muck with a grabber.

HELP! HELP ! HELP! IVE LOST MY CAMERA IN THE POND!!!

@kenjennings.bsky.social PLEASE consider removing the “Bankrupt” wedges from the wheel. It’s cruel to the contestants

Is it possible that there is someone called Role Model who is also known as Tucker Pillsbury.

Reminder to use your free McDonald's Monopoly food rewards by end of day November 23rd. I have like 50 food items to use in 2 days.

$10 Best Buy certificate must be used by December 31st

Free McDonald’s Apple Pie or Small Fries (ARV: $1.79-$2.59) 1D34T1W3RDNR enter in app. More giveaway on Twitch.tv/maxhjc :Flanders

The Pacers need a higher percentage of their shots to go into the basket.

And today’s spoiled players won’t even take a single bite!!!

It looks like the key to this game is going to be the basketball

Check out Settings > Accessibility > Assistive Access might be more your speed

I would like to join the cast of SNL but I don’t want to move to New York or appear on camera. But I think accommodations to me ought to be made @lornemicahels.nbc.com

ENOUGH! The time has come for me to create my own Social Network.

Serebii Reminder: The Pokémon Scarlet & Violet distributions for Shiny Wo-Chien, Shiny Chien-Pao, Shiny Ting-Lu and Shiny Chi-Yu are set to end on Tuesday, September 30th at 23:59 UTC

Be sure to download them while you can

Details @ www.serebii.net/scarletviole...

I just want to say based on recent experiences, hats off to Luis. In my opinion this is very difficult to do guinnessworldrecords.com/world-record...

Everyone please be advised there’s a 50¢ Double Cheeseburger in McDonald’s app today only at participating locations #ad #McDonaldsAmbassador

You might consider applying for unwitting stooge, usually a lot of openings and most of the skills transfer

I’m not pleased to learn that 491 is a prime number at the moment. But I think my perspective on this will evolve in the future.

Photographer Nearly Has His Gear Stolen By Mischievous Goose Mischievous goose tries to swipe photographer's camera bag.

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How do I turn off copilot took over my win_+c key shortcut.

We’re updating our terms of use. 🔫
Pray we don’t update them any further.

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Wow

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The Flower Is Opening Again Twitch.TV/maxhjc

Science fiction expands the boundaries of our collective imagination with unconventional ideas and bold questions. Like what if there were a really big bug

@jessefarrar.com this you?