Happy Birthday Ted.
🎂

We’re Everton, we’re used to outsiders trying to bring us down or mock us.
Goes with the territory and those that don’t know, don’t matter.

Ok I’m ready. It’s #Andor time

Awesome. Im ready, in my basement, 30mins and counting!

Are you seeing tonights 3 episodes or the whole season???

Wonder if they have plans to prevent fans stealing seats etc.

Facebook and Instagram accounts disabled. No way to contact them and apparently the appeals process rarely works.
Its first world issues but losing 20 years of memories, photos and connections really hurts.
Zero clue why and they dont tell you.

Is it possible? Lets try.
3D print and paint a snow speeder. Fly across frozen lake attached to drone. Instant Lucasfilm employment. Right?

Just me, my boy, and a week away with Disney Cruise Lines 💙

Correct. xG is based on distance, angle etc and is the probability of a goal occuring. An xG of 0.2 is a 20% chance of scoring etc.
Say an xG of 3.0, the team would be expected to score 3 goals based on the quality of the chances created.

ernie from sesame street is laying in a bed with the words shut up behind him ALT: ernie from sesame street is laying in a bed with the words shut up behind him

These two are next….

It’s the same group of players, but that was a better performance.
Didnt deserve to lose, competed throughout and saw the likes of Myko and Lindstrom much improved.
The ref gave us nothing but I wont have the moaning, that was a good sign after only two days under Moyes!!

Everton are trying to attack and press, moving the ball quicker and making changes beyond like for like subs.
This is improvement and its only been a couple of days.
Not my starting 11, but Moyes will learn fast. Its not awful, not at all.

Just like that, the hope and joy around the TFG purchase has vanished.
6 months at a push if its the best available, but just no to a long deal. Never.

Why do we only do loan deals, just sell. Although, with the tiny squad we have, we shouldnt be letting anyone go, unless its a return to allow a better loan player come in.

Haha fair enough

Pickford a 6?
Every game he’s out only plus point and the only reason we dont get rolled 5+ goals. He made several vital saves today.

While I agree he could, he’s not the future we need. He wouldn’t take a 6 month deal anyway.
Time for TFG to show their ambition and go for the name they want before the window opens and the new staff can do something.

Dyche simply has to go now.
I can’t bear listening to him blame the details, the noise around tve club or how we were shite for years before he turned up!
He consistently fails to select the best 11, set them up correctly or be able to turn a failing plan.
He offers nothing to the club.

And with such terrible grammar. Not a comma or full stop anywhere!! 😅

I cant find this quote anywhere online, sure its made up. Sadly.

We dont want the US, we’ve enough family problems as it is without bringing in the problem child.

Sure we are also top of the league of teams with “noise around the place”. Maybe top of the “details” league too?!

Moyes now, Frank in summer

I went through this at 43 mate. Its a roller coaster, but hang in there, youll come out the other side and life will restart.
Never underestimate friends and family, theyll keep you going and are priceless.
Good luck.

Moyes until summer then Frank permenently.

I should clarify, I love Goodison and the fans around me yesterday were as always amazing.
I dont believe these are bad players. Theres a lot more they can give, but theyre set up negatively and made to play it safe, sit and wait for a set piece to nick a win. This is the managers Everton, not ours.

I dont think it is a weak squad and its a better one than last season.

Today was my last chance to get over to Goodison. It was depressing, how have we sunk this low?!
Roll on a new chapter.

If you look at recent years Dyche teams dont win football matches…
Man’s a washed up failure