They're not smart!!!

1000%!

Haha it was to sauteed the onions and I just...don't ever measure 😂

It doesn't look great (my sauce separated because I measured the butter with my heart lmao) but it was delightfully rich. Like omg

Also I made homemade vodka sauce and baked gnocchi in it with a ton of fresh mozz and Holy hell it was the best. Super rich though. Oops lol

I feel like I've used like mildly cheap vodka and it's been fine. Like in a plastic bottle but not like Burnett's or popov or any hahahaah

It really doesn't with things like vodka. I use titos cause that's generally what I drink but like grey goose is no better. I've actually taste tested it and found no discernable difference 😂😂

Just once, I’d like to be at the beginning of my rope.

wowwwwww my anxiety sucks today.

Update

Does anyone remember Stir Crazy at the nyack mall? My bestie and I were so so obsessed with it and I feel like I need it to be a thing again. Ugh hahah

Still annoying! 🫠

Also that fucking chewable vitamin is so large I had to halve it 🤦🏻‍♀️

If you have to be a pill girly, at least be cute about it lol

And yeah I'm starting my Wellbutrin on Sunday, leave me alone. I'm scared to take it lmao

I saw a downy woodpecker today and it made me happy

Its an absolutely complicated thing. I'm still pissed about 2014. But also he's been an amazing backup and he's literally one of the best American goalies ever. It's...a lot.

Why am I getting emotional about Quickie? I mean I know but like ugh

URGENT! The Massachusetts House just passed a "social media ban" that would force YOU to upload a government ID or submit to a face scan to post online. CALL YOUR STATE SENATORS! 978-485-4694

Okay bluesky I need your help

I live in Massachusetts. You might think we're a bastion of lefty intellectualism but our state government a clusterfuck of post-puritan real estate bros

Reskeet this. Text it to your "friends from home"

Help this find every masshole poster who will know what to do

You can! Add them up and divide by the total amount of values.

Lol but you can do simple freshman level math like fucking 3 value averages!!!!!

Idk why I forgot to update y'all but two weeks ago she was ✨fired✨

I didn't see this til now, sorry! But I got it from here hahaha electricbubblegumshop.com?srsltid=AfmB...

Oh my God this is the best news I've ever heard hahahahah

The worst is when you start to move on and you’re living your life and something happens and you think “You know who I want to tell?” And then remember that you can’t any more.

Someone just ordered a screwdriver and I legit automatically went to "an orange vodjuiceka" 😂

A guy asking ChatGPT to review a series of fart sound effects and getting a serious kiss ass response that calls it atmospheric

I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.

I legit couldn't believe it hahahahaha

Lifelong curlygirls, my hair has finally decided to fully be curly (even though my left side is more curly than the right 🙄)...anyway how do you take care of this nonsense? Cause I have no idea