Thank you, i’m gonna need to be really funny

I’ve never dated. Do I think I have a genuine shot at a 10? Yes!

I’m not saying Valentine’s Day is overrated but there’s better ways to show your love than this

I love when shows do minimalist casting like hell yeah make that 3 person production of Into The Woods work!!!

The SS I Am Ready (my car) is about to set sail (hit homeless people)

It’s 2026 why are people still complaining about mumble rap I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR YOUR SUNBURNER ASS WHINE ABOUT MUMBLE RAP WHEN YOU LISTEN TO BILLIE EILISH MUMBLE

you are forgiven i missed you

You asked chatgpt? Well I asked @aelixxa.bsky.social and he gave me more effective advice

I think I can survive an electric chair

the concept of signing up to be a boxing referee just to yell 6 7 at people

I’m not a mechanic I just played one in Grease

Real “We are going to beat you to death” energy going on in this picture

i think a lot about the masturbation lyric in Chinese Democracy how long does it take this mf to masturbate

I’m in Bears and Chicks at the Freddy Fazbear theater #yesilikemen

When a white girl is talking about how a man made her uncomfortable there’s a 90% chance the guy she’s talking about is black

Jon Del Arroz | Pop Culture & Ga... • X.com @jondelarroz Now they're making a Masters of the Universe and giving He-man pronouns. These people won't stop until they ruin everything.

the woke mob is giving He-man pronouns

BEN SCHWARTZ WAS IN THE SIA AUTISM MOVIE?!?!? THE VOICE OF SONIC THE HEDGEHOG?!?!? HOW CAN YOU BE IN THE MOST PRO-AUTISM MOVIE AND IN THE MOST ANTI-AUTISM MOVIE AT THE SAME TIME?!?!?

Who goes to Dunkin’ Donuts for the donuts?

“omg Columbia pfp” no that’s just me sorry to disappoint

Bro just asked me a question so easy to get the answer to that i’m gonna leave him on read

I think Disney should focus less on bringing their animated movies to live action and shift the focus to their stage productions those are way better.

If Disney does a remake of Hunchback I just know they’re gonna cast a conventionally attractive person to play Quasimodo and at that point just make it the completely normal guy of Notre Dame

Let ugly people act again

Also I hate to say this but hating men will not make up for your shortcomings as a feminist

I hate when white women are like “men are the issue” like honey no, the issue is actually white people overall and the sooner we get to that realization the better ❤️

ok but i’m right and if i’m not right then my tits are still bigger than yours

This was typed by my friend Damian btw but it’s staying up cause I agree with the sentiment

pensi balls bald i hate white people meow

I’m flattered by all the people who are willing to draw this! I will definitely be commissioning this as soon as I get the money to!

No this isn’t an invitation to submit an AI pic and if you do that i’m gonna strip you of your skin