The media's favorite pic of Bari Weiss talking smartly, with hands
Elizabeth "Theranos" Holmes talking smartly, with hands
Meltem "crypto" Demirors talking smartly, with hands
Discovered a cursed photo subgenre: "grift hands"
watching the Dalmatian dancers in Sabrina Carpenter’s Coachella performance
based on where the Statue of Liberty is most of Planet of the Apes takes place in New Jersey
FEMA Official Says He Teleported to Waffle House. Experts Are Dubious. Gregg Phillips, who is in charge of responding to fires and floods, says the hand of God suddenly and mysteriously moved him to a 24-hour breakfast spot in Rome, Ga.
Folks, I give you the New York Times
trump take berries, they're calling it The Raspture
showing this to someone in 2015 and asking them to try and explain it
“Counting or not counting troll violence”
Just as the talkies killed silent movies, AI will transform filmmaking. I am determined to be at that forefront, I will make AI’s The Jazz Singer, just have to figure out how to make it stop putting me in blackface
man, this post is just dripping with the racist "grittiness" trope. And blue collar only applies to white people, as always
March Madness panel with Charles Barkley and Kenny Smith. Charles is talking and Kenny is writing. It says “SKA” on the partially visible screen behind Kenny
“People’ll tell you Reel Big Fish isn’t spiritually in the genre but that’s wrong,”
[turns extremely to his right to look at no one in particular]
and a President’s signature has never been on a dollar? Wow. A first time for everything, I guess. But it’s a tremendous honor. The first time a president has appeared on any of our currency. Wow.
screenshot of a fundraising text from Pete Buttigieg. photoshopped to say "Hey there, it's Pete Buttigieg. I'm going "Rat Mode". Send me cheese."
These political texts are getting direct.
Under Zohran Mamdani, gas prices have spiked, the stock market has cratered, and the US is locked in a nonsensical war with Iran. Is this really what New Yorkers signed up for?
the good news is they’ll soon be so worthless it’ll be economical to wipe your ass with them
she’s gonna have to play beer pong on the Tonight Show three times at least
Jesus Christ Anne Hathaway is gonna take so many lie detector tests this summer
these two about to jump on MSNOW to tell us how close Robert Mueller is to getting Trump
RIP to a real one, best SNL has ever been (politics skits only)
the media, it's been very unfair to Count Orlok, very unfair, he's a wonderful host, and he's never looked better, some say he gets better every time they see him, and he loves to make deals, always ready to sign
the only good lakers fan is delayed reaction lebron fan
did too many squats yesterday now I’m walking like Colonel Lockjaw
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Bozo’s not a real redhead
gotta imagine at this particular moment these guys are regretting aligning with Trump
hard to disagree
Wild to say “as far as government stuff, that’s not my area” in a democracy
that album title looks like an Epstein email
😧 iykyk
