dems this week have blamed 2024 on medhi hasan, hasan piker and on their own voters. if all that is true, why not release the postmortem 🤔

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I truly think that if we resign ourselves to a middle-of-the-road centrist in 2028 we are blowing a once in a generation shot to make real change out of a mistaken fear of suburbia. We need a reformer, people are hungry for it.

i would put strip laws bits up against any show the past 20 years if you haven't watched it you should give it a shot

complaining about getting to eat TWO coffee filters. soft

dem leadership knew who justin fairfax was and they knew who eric swalwell was. they not only didn’t care, they supported them

this is what it was like in the 80’s when you’d see that one guy in your town who jogged

what is happening

dang

this is what it was like in the 80’s when you’d see that one guy in your town who jogged

dem leaders protected this guy from multiple SA allegations

heard her say this a couple days ago and thought, “we’ll see”

Orban checks dried up 😔

sorry his wife says rich people are done apologizing

heard her say this a couple days ago and thought, “we’ll see”

maga finally turning on trump

slotkin:

The city council wouldn't let me speak after I prepared a testimony and showed up early, so I've booked a media appearance every day this week to let Atlanta know that there is absolutely no accountability for grown men viewing private cameras of kids without authorization or consent.

the hell’s going on at walter reed

saying “swalwell” uses the same mouth motion as when you start to throw up

that’s nice. are they suing?

smite this bitch already

maybe it will happen tonight

Just remembering how JD Vance broke the national championship trophy when Ohio State went to the White House

“the sacred sod” lmao

full confidence in these two