I'm currently on day one of a two day clown class, instructed by the guy who taught clowning to the main actor on Heated Rivalry, and I think I understand how to clown around now

Mapo tofu chili dog with charred broccoli, a shot of aperol, and soda

I joined a writer's workshop, but only was able to attend the first and last meeting. Now they're having the closing party at my house, without me ever writing a single thing

I just got annoyed by someone saying "Pumped Up Kicks is about a school shooting" because I realized there isn't much of a boarder message to the song besides "mental illness and isolation leads to these things". It starts a conversation that was already happening at the time

Still not over how hype this moment was at Texas Showdown. Absolute insanity, glad I was able to witness it live

Houston is the least evil major city in Texas

Male loneliness epidemic? I wish there was a MAIL loneliness epidemic, my inbox is flooding!

Biking in Austin and almost got hit by the same bus 3 times

This picture of my Grandfather and I goes insanely hard imo

Okay cool

I'm hoping people see that I'm now a regular well adjusted person, as of last week

My friends and I wouldn't kill E.T. with hammers
We would offer him grape kool-aid jammers
And ask if he wants to help us make anti-war banners

MIKE really said "I never learned to skateboard but I learned to grind"

Made it to Friday

I hate generative Ai and anyone who uses it is a midwit

Using the master's tools to build a prison in which I'll place him
For talking about a great replacement and making me unsafe in my own nation

It's really good btw

Happy Birthday!

I fought the urge of pinning this comment and replying "Am I a hip hop black guy?". Be proud of me

Creating levels of clickbait that preciously were illegal

I gotta make it down to ToD sometime to support it

Working at a kitchen in a movie theater is funny. Why is the dude seeing Paddington in Peru alone at 11:30 on a Wednesday ordering 3 meals?

Truck order brought us chicken thighs instead of breasts, God smiled down upon I

The customers don't know I'm cooking their fries while wearing a goofy beat-up Lacoste hat that was bought at their Osaka Umeda store

My roommate is making valentine's dinner for a girl he met in Hinge, I'm making dozens of Valentine's meals for my loyal customers

Had a nightmare that I was on 'Jeopardy!'. I lost because I said "Gary Paulson" instead of "Gary Larson"and my AI opponent got it right by stealing my answer

Happy Valentine's Day, I moved to Texas in the 1st grade and my first day of school after moving was Valentine's Day and my 8 year-old ass was crashing out because there was no candy for me

More Than 7: Jaylen Brown speaks at Berkeley on Panopticism YouTube video by Jaylen Brown

I'm now a Jaylen Brown hater because he's been able to give philosophy lectures about Foucault

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