These nerds have the thinnest skin in the universe

I’M blocked by the loser bsky dev that’s being ridiculed? ME!? I barely post about anything lol.

Cycle the Bow Valley Parkway The smooth paved roads of the Bow Valley Parkway beckon to cycling enthusiasts. Aside from the meandering route of the road, the rich forests stretching skyward on either side feel virtually untouched...

The first 17-km stretch of the Bow Valley Parkway from Banff will be closed to motor traffic and open to bikes and people only from May 1 to June 25, 2026.

Prioritize this on your family/social calendar.
www.banfflakelouise.com/experiences/...

Hey congrats on actually filling it! Mine usually sits empty which is much less useful.

"i asked claude, i asked siri, i asked chatgpt"

how about you ask your mother where she went so so wrong

Whenever someone complains about an inattentive pedestrian “coming out of nowhere” - I didn’t realize the penalty for a moments inattentiveness was supposed to be death by car.

Agree completely. I have no strong opinions about Madonna, but I do have strong opinions about men expressing any negative thoughts whatsoever about any women.

The post that breaks containment is a picture of my bicycle? I don’t understand this website lol

A pastry styled to look like a pecan but you definitely don’t need to work your imagination very hard to see a vulva instead.

Everything reminds me of her

goggles and a buff if it’s like REALLY cold, but yesterday wasn’t that bad.

lol ok

Omg it’s so cute!

A bicycle viewed from behind in an inner city bike lane. The weather is snowy and unpleasant.

Still beats driving.

Oh yeah, well would a depressed person do this!?

*sleeps for 16 hours*

We can’t fund transit because no one uses transit because transit is unreliable because we don’t fund transit.

My partner separates everything before cooking, and does confit turkey legs which is just amazing. But I get that it’s a ton of work so it’s hard to expect her to do it very often, haha.

I like turkey but most people turn it into an overcooked disaster.

I mean obviously, I said classy! 😅

Lmao

I think we should build a protected world where a distracted driver would never run someone down.

Instead of blaming victims.

If it’s so effective how come so many pedestrians are killed by cars?

Our system relies on children to look both ways because adults driving don't. Great strategy.

I know you saw this one, coward 😉

Rebecca Black

Beethoven

100 gecs

It tastes like poison. I don’t know how they make chocolate taste like poison.

lol at theft apologists

You’re ruining my cool girl persona 😢😉

(estrogen is a needle drug)

Same! And it was such a good choice!