Chicken ones.

Everything Bagel Everywhere All at Once

Rocky Mountain Oysters

Avatartare

Se7en Lay3r D1p

Karoline Leavitt (center)

"Hello, do you take requests?"

Accident waiting to happen, they're gonna byte somebody.

If you're convenient and not a terrible company, I'll exchange my money for your goods and services. If you get too expensive, inconvenient, or have atrocious politics, I'm going elsewhere. Maybe not a 100% boycott, but definitely no longer my primary source, and I will actively avoid you best I can

Coaching visit to the mou... urr, plate?

Part of a poly trio for 13 years. Our board game collection is spread across the living room, kid's closet where we added more storage, and basement shelving.

I live with my girlfriend and her husband and our child. GF and husband together for 15 years (married for 6). I've been dating my GF for 13. Living all together for 11. Child is 10. Us three adults are all introverts and we're fairly unexciting from an outside perspective.

Maybe they're just expressing their opinion of former wrestler Dean Malenko.

Is this because they deleted the World Factbook?

Samsung just reusing the Note 7 batteries

It's like a Cybertruck. Hopefully slightly more water resistant.

The best thing about this song is singing "we built this city on wheat and ore!" when playing Settlers of Catan.

I wonder if these were all in a "review and consider for posting" queue for a staffer to sort through, and they all got set to "approve" accidentally. The Orange One does his own posting but a lot has to be his media team.

HR said that using my Batman action figures to beat up coworker action figures is frowned upon.

After hitting the ground, it was a grassy roll.

This is stupid. I love it.

What happened to winning? I thought I was gonna see winning? Is pulling your content from air one poop-break before showtine considered winning?

"This is a great basket! I think I'll keep ALL my eggs here!"

There's close-up video on reddit /r/PublicFreakout if you want it. It's graphic and a lot of blood. I'm not a bloodologist, but it doesn't look survivable.

16, if you mean the cat. 100+ if you mean the couch, though the new upholstery is about 3. 5-7 for the remote, and 4-6 for the weird grippy cover on the remote.

It's technically the "Netflix signaling device"

Right? Like, we don't even have NetFlix anymore. Useless button. It only serves to remind us, "ooh yeah, we cancelled that."

If The Event occurs, it's a Macallan 25 for me.

So long as he doesn't have a mana bar, too.

Counselor: Tuvix