“If you don’t face your demons, they will raise your children.”

wheew.

So Dave Chapelle, who turned down a 30 million dollar check from Comedy Central just didnt realize Maga was using him and “weaponizing” his jokes?

The “I’ssuh juss don know which ways up unless massa tell me so” shtick might work over there but it dont work on Black people. You made that bed nigga

“Greater Israel” does not exist.
That is Lebanon and Palestine. I dont care what that polish man from Pennsylvania says.

Im sorry but Aangs grandchildren are pictured in the dictionary next to “your kids are only cute to you”.

Oh my god they were so grating.

You do not get to comment on the “personal responsibility” of unhoused people when you are a recovering addict. Full stop.

Cuz if you think the general public believes homelessness is a choice but ADDICTION ISNT?

You have officially jumped out of the frying pan and into the fire.

If you think representation doesnt matter please know my bf, a Puerto Rican millennial will defend John Leguizamo and The Pest with his entire life.

Remember American men got on social media and tried to convince us they could fight a silverback gorilla?

Jay Z sounds like every other pimp, prostitute or pusher who found god. Pointing out their recontextualized avarice makes you the ACTUAL charlatan who secretly covets their redemption and subsequent blessings.

Only difference is he got born again in the holiest of American religion:
wealth.

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THE CLOUD BOB?!

“WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE POST OFFICE IS A FEDERAL BUILDING?!”

-grown ass americans who have used the United States Postal Service all of their lives.

Here's a reminder: fruit and vegetables are fruit and vegetables. Canned, frozen, fresh, whatever you can afford, and whatever is easiest for you to consume is ok. Don't let the internet make nutrition complicated. ♡ #nourishyourbody

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Remember yall were cackling about how Muslims do not allow depictions of Muhammad(PBUH)?

The way some people need the shower curtain open when they shower is how I feel about headphones on the toilet.

I cant explain it, its instinctual:
like I literally start thinking Im hearing shit outside the door, my neck hairs start standing up, I feel like something is behind me…
I cant do it 😂

11 p.m. "Interview With a Vampire" (1994) Tom Cruise is a soulless recluse who lurks in the darkness and sucks the life from all who come near him. He's also in this movie about a vampire. Showtime.

good morning

PSA:

“I BEEN HER, SINCE I WAS WEARIN BOBOS BITCH
YOU GET A BULLET THROUGH YA SHIRT WHERE THE LOGO IS”

COME THROUGH REMYYYYY

A disgruntled kid did more for the struggle with a lighter and a bad shift, than 99.9% of the grown ass carnival barkers posting *Ai* anti trump memes 24/7 or any of those stupid fucking “nO KiNgS” parades.

A lighter and a bad shift.

But sure…more snarky skeets 🙄

One of my associates sent me this. Im bouta cry in the breakroom

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How are yall upset Trump is destroying the planet while yall post Ai memes of Trump?

Make it make sense.

Tokyo Toni being Dominican makes sooooooo much sense.

Melina Matsoukas to Direct ‘Parable of the Sower’ for Warner Bros. (EXCLUSIVE) Melina Matsoukas is set to direct and produce the screen adaptation of Octavia E. Butler’s sci-fi odyssey "Parable of the Sower" for Warner Bros.

Melina Matsoukas to direct Octavia E. Butler’s classic “Parable of the Sower” for Warner Bros

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The way the Bad Boys franchise devolved into “Mike Lowrey & Friends” needs to be studied. Martin Lawrence went from being the goofier* bad ass narcotics detective to some sidekick. Maaaaaaan

Natalie Nunn is just Candice Owens in a different font. I dont trust no Black person who takes up for The Yellow Chin.

A LOT of yall think you’re a girl’s girl because you stop random women in public to tell them theyre LIKE REALLY PRETTY or how much youd just D I E for their outfit.

Thats like pretending you care about climate change cuz you buy house plants 🙄

They also dont show all the random fees until youre at checkout. Because why is chicken parm in the restaurant $17 but takeout pickup website is charging $24 after “taxes and fees”.

This is why I stopped feeling bad for abandoning carts.

Maybe because it wasn’t endless shrimp that drove them to bankruptcy.

One thing I learned about being friends with an insecure woman; you become the other woman whether you fucked that man or not. I dont care if you caught him red handed in a back alley and recorded it in 4KHD.

Then it becomes “why you so worried about what my man is doing?”
You cant save everyone.

As much as I disliked the change, folks are being real weird about this. Y'all understand that the "high cocoa prices" and "keeping up with consumer demand" is them tapdancing around discussing how climate change is driving the economics of chocolate production, right? This problem isn't going away.

Shopping for swimsuits and the crotches are an inch big.

THERE IS SIMPLY NO ROOM FOR ME TO PARK MY HELLCAT.

Please stop making everything so pornographically small

I got halfway through Lindsay Ellis’ latest video before I remembered I went to Youtube to look up how to do a haircut.