Welp. A poor outing by Helsley. Not an altogether well managed game, either, I'd say.

Go get the series tomorrow.

This is infuriating.

Or two?

I am experiencing discomfort when Cowser swings.

There was a hitter pinch hit for in this inning, and it was not Colton Cowser.

Welp. Your secrets are safe with me.

I regret to inform you, Orioles, but should this game continue the way it has, it is highly likely that I will disseminate the hell out of both accounts and descriptions of this ballgame.

Nate McLouth didn't, for the record.

NBD, just working to set up the late-inning grand slam.

Pete Alonso, ising every setting on his protractor, in that AB.

Truly. Adley. Deeply.

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Bullpen managment...

Way to empty the tank, Baz.

How about some runs, eh?

Don't worry, I'm confident the Orioles will counter with a pick off after reaching base.

That'll show 'em.

You're going to need a bigger lead.

I think, at this point, we are obligated to use the word "tarpulin."

Damn you, Jim Hunter.

Hm. Interesting concept. What if it is acted poorly, on a cheap set?

George Martin

Big K, there.

DONG!

A quick first inning makes me think we're winning this one dramatically in extras.

That's how this works, right?

We needed him back in the lineup, Adley.

Are you telling me that, after 15 years, there is now a SECOND 'Visit Sarasota' commercial?

What is this world?!?!

Oh, I'm so sorry! Thanks for sharing this picture of the best boy, and be well.

I think Gunnar Henderson needs a day off to clear my head.