Good morning. "Jerry Chen Seeking Verification" was a 32-month sociological experiment studying the effects of excessive nagging on social media and its effects on users, conducted by Quinnipiac University. We are now complete with our study; thank you for your time.
April Fool's is bad enough, but now it's fueled by AI slop -_-
ABS is the best thing to happen to #mlb since the pitch clock
Having her drive is wild because wtf do you mean that apartment complex has always been there???
my wife: we have to wear what we died in for eternity!?
st. peter: that’s right
me: [from the back end of our horse costume] what’d he say
Happy first birthday, Pippin. You adorable dumbass terrorist.
Best game I've played so far!
www.chess.com/live/game/16...
#chess
Just executed my first smothered checkmate in chess, is this how cocaine feels?
#chess
update: this didn't work
I'm case you haven't seen it, stockfish thought you were playing like a 1500!
All baseballs are hand stitched. They haven't made a machine that's capable of doing it.
.......*slowly slides the pawn to d4* 😐
Its message transcended mere language
Ghosts trying to use the chatgpt opening, I see.
You know that feeling when you're hungry, but you don't know HOW hungry until you smell food? That's what it was like meeting her 🖤
Over the last month, I started actually learning chess instead of just playing it and hit 1200 rapid rating yesterday. Why didn't I do this sooner?!
recorded a Windows 95 full disk defrag to soothe your timeline.
![Comic. Doing a task using a company or organization’s website: [flowchart] Go to website, try to log in → Did it work? → Yes → Try to do your task. → Did it work? Yes → Nice! Done! If logging in did not work → Spend hours troubleshooting account / login. If that works, go to Try to do your task. If no → Give up and call customer service. If spending hours troubleshooting doesn’t work, also give up and call customer service. After calling customer service: Hold message: “Did you know you could do all this more quickly and easily on our website? Just go to w-w-w dot…” → Throw phone and laptop into the sea.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreiewqnkcrrc4tgla7j5skyz2djf3mrrvre3577c4xcgzurvq33bw4y)
Comic. Doing a task using a company or organization’s website: [flowchart] Go to website, try to log in → Did it work? → Yes → Try to do your task. → Did it work? Yes → Nice! Done! If logging in did not work → Spend hours troubleshooting account / login. If that works, go to Try to do your task. If no → Give up and call customer service. If spending hours troubleshooting doesn’t work, also give up and call customer service. After calling customer service: Hold message: “Did you know you could do all this more quickly and easily on our website? Just go to w-w-w dot…” → Throw phone and laptop into the sea.
Website Task Flowchart
xkcd.com/3175/
The Vulcan middle finger is probably the "Live long and Prosper" gesture but with the back of your hand facing your target and it means "Perish quickly and Fail"
So tired I just tried to use my hotel room key to pay for breakfast.
Live a life that makes no one celebrate your death.
microdosing touching grass by looking at the default windows xp desktop wallpaper
Every single hacker in the world is now racing to be the first to leak the Epstein List and/or video.
Pour one out for the DOJ and FBI blue teams.
Why? So some Democrat could waive it in the air like Chamberlain coming back from meeting Hitler in Munich?
Only way it gets out of their greedy little hands is if it's pried out.
Best thing I've made so far! A pair of hip pouches for my wife and her best friend for when they went to a ren faire.
#leathercraft #Handmade
There are two kinds of people:
1. People who pee in the shower
2. People who lie about not peeing in the shower.
