@voxytwitch.bsky.social would be proud. 🤣🤣🤣

This is the image that sums up this administration the most. Like you immediately understand the entire kikistocracy just by looking at this.

“Silence 5s a 10 is speaking.”

Well explain when you’re older.

Coachella is trying to wipe all of the footage of The Strokes protest set so I’m gonna post it here. The last images on the screen made me cry.

Brother I’m just a wookie out here trying to make the best of it in a hard galaxy. If I ever shoot lightning out of my hands it’s at someone who is trying to steal the freedoms of a vulnerable planet.

Amy would be proud. 🤣

One of them responded “oh that’s the year I was born.”

Ow my bones. I’m officially an old head in the game now. 🤣

A fun thing happened at prerelease yesterday. My teams first round opponent were a couple of young guys. While we were waiting on the round to end they asked us how we started. I explained that I started magic at a coffee shop in the town I went to college in in 2012.

2-1 2HG deck with frankly a kind of mid pool.

Yes. Great job Atlanta. ANOTHER lane on I-85 will FOR SURE solve traffic. 🙄

And a pretty decent pun. Lol

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I just… she’s so…

“I’m just sayin stuff” is my eternal suffering. I just say things and people read so much into it and then work themselves up over the implicit meaning of my words that they made up. Literally a professional plague.

The council has made their decision.

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Don’t worry little mammal, I’ve got you!

Josh and Jordan may have come up with the greatest bit ever made in Magic. 🤣

It was a fun read. I don’t think you’ll be disappointed.

Happy birthday!! 😃

Platonic ideal of cat.

Absolute banger of a game. Only thing I didn’t do was the speedrunning challenges outside of ones needed to get all the bots. Lol

Bare minimum they should be reported to the authorities.

I mean I’m joking… mostly. That said you aren’t paying them not to blackmail you. They are blackmailing you. “Pay me or I’ll do *X bad thing* to you” is blackmail. I don’t like violence either but some of us gotta be willing if it means protecting others from the worst humanity has to offer.

Have you considered getting worked up and letting someone else commit murder on your behalf?

Yoga Parking *throws car at opponent*

Hmmmm. Let me talk to HR. Might be something here for you. I’ll shoot you a dm soon.

Invariably the people with the most to say about other peoples creations are the people who create nothing. Kubo rightly lights those people on fire here. You love to see it.

He actually does now! 😃

Standard: run by R&D
Pio: run by R&D
Modern: run by R&D
Commander: run by a panel
Pauper: run by a panel
Brawl: run by one single person.

Yup. Seems fine and normal.