That was fantastic. An enjoyable, enlightening read, on one of my favorite subjects. Congrats to you.

Has anyone figured out the point of Ken Rosenthal?

Congrats to whichever team scored that goal. Hope it was us!

Is that Baby Dinosaur behind you? Is that something you have in your home? Because I will be jealous.

We should find out who that one House Dem is, so that they can be beaten to death with hammers.

I'm goin' to the car. Get my other gun. Shoot everybody's ass.

Florida's problem is that they are a college basketball team while Auburn is just 12 of this guy.

This is football's version of Flair/Steamboat.

Being a person with deadly, incurable cancer who is nonetheless still alive for an indefinite timeframe gives me an interesting metaphor that helps me deal with things like large-scale corruption in government or commerce.

Bear with me for a second while I try to explain.

If you invented the college football overtime rules, I hope you do not see another Christmas.

ESPN/ABC bottom line ticker: "Pepper spray used to calm Michigan-Ohio St melee"

Interesting. Who used said pepper spray? Did it have the desired calming effect?

I first listened to a Hubie game sometime in the 90s. He taught but didn't condescend; was likeable but didn't pander. While broadcasts became louder, catchphrase-y, and designed-to-go-viral, Hubie did Hubie, and few added as much to a game. When he goes, there'll be one less real thing out there.

Well, we all deserved that.

They spent all that money on the car, and that's all the faster it goes?

I've found that the Netflix stream works better on my computer than it does through my TV, if that helps anyone.

Two great fights, and we're going to end the night with a clown show. Let's do this.

10 shows to get to know me:

1. Shoresey
2. Deadwood
3. In Treatment
4. House
5. Lodge 49
6. Reno 911
7. Mad Men
8. Terriers
9. NewsRadio
10. 30 Rock

The Onion buying InfoWars is a great reminder that there actually can be news stories in 2024 that are good and actually produce no existential dread.