If I had friends this is absolutely a setup I would rock.

Humpy is gonna need more than a bump.

Getting coked up for the Salmon Run at T-Mobile.

I always knew this is what would do you in. Not something clumsy around the house…but by approaching some apex predator and think you could just change him with snacks.

“You want a raccoon penis? I can get you a raccoon penis, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.”

Why ask why, try cancer!

That’s right then after it’s been smoked you can just eat your feelings.

Stephanie who goes by Stephanie is asking the correct questions.

The feelings are processed in the smoked meat.

Never too late to make irrational decisions in a feeble attempt to relive your youth!

Have you been contacted by Elon Musk about a future Mars colony?

The Solomon Missouri Decoder Club Special Message: Look in the mail kids for your special invisible cyber ink decoder so you can decode the secret message and be invited to the BBQ!

Look, man, we don’t need to put protein in EVERYTHING. Protein in soda should not be a thing.

Prince “Sign ☮️ the Times” on black vinyl

All Prince, All Day.

Prince “Sign ☮️ the Times”

#vinyl #vinylcommunity

/4

When I first read this I thought it said “jesus christ could eat a theoretically infinite number of pierogi” and I nodded my head.

Prince “Purple Rain” on black vinyl

All Prince, All Day.

Prince “Purple Rain”

#vinyl #vinylcommunity

/3

Too Hot (2015 Remaster) YouTube video by The Specials - Topic

Indeed.

It’s socialist not capitalist. The biggest crime in Christianity is the shift from giving to those in need to pure greed.

Prince “Controversy” on black vinyl.

All Prince, All Day.

Prince “Controversy”

#vinyl #vinylcommunity

/2

a poster with two men and the words stupid is as stupid does on it Alt: Forrest Gump “stupid is as stupid does”

Well, as Forrest Gump once said

Prince “1999”on black vinyl.

All Prince, All Day.

Prince “1999”

#vinyl #vinylcommunity

/1

Now, I have a sinus infection. Before it was just probably allergies. But, NOW it’s a sinus infection.

“What’s a Buckeye?”

“What city did Devo originate?”

“Browns or Bengals?”

“Did Pete Rose deserve the lifetime ban?”

The horror is not having weightlifting as a hobby option.

The Nigerian hits you in the physical world.

BlueSky gets you in cyberspace.

Damned if you do, damned if you don’t.

I am becoming unimportant at work and it’s starting to ruin my life.

🤝

Dr. RFK’s Orange Python Oil!* Cures headaches, sleep deprivation, constipation, depression, and brain cell development

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Sounds like this could be an extinction level event.

a woman wearing 3d glasses is smiling while sitting in a crowd . Alt: a woman wearing 3d glasses is smiling while sitting in a crowd .

3D glasses.