I’m more impressed. The skill to do that with those bear paws. Chapeau!

Nuno. Nuno needs to be there.

Joe Satriani, Steve Vai, Eddie van Halen.

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The less successful follow up to Neneh Cherry’s ‘Buffalo Stance’?

Don1 - Void Time for me to start clearing some space off the decks…. This one was kind of put together – the working title was ‘unsure’ or ‘unusual’ – but recording it I was taken with what you see in the visual

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I have three slugs in me. Two bourbon and one from a Colt .45

Calvin & Hobbes letters to the Thistles

Justice only applies to those who can’t afford to get out of it.

World Cup 2026: Fifa blamed as train tickets set to cost $100 New Jersey Governor Mikie Sherrill accuses Fifa of failing to provide funding, which means fans must foot the bill for high transport costs at the World Cup this summer.

Explain to me as if I’m stupid, how a crowd for one type of sporting event needs something so wildly different from another. Bonus points awarded if this is not blatant profiteering. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

The UK has just entered the chat.

But Ukraine isn’t part of NATO - bit of a fundamental flaw there. I guess critical thinking gets you in trouble or acting as a defenestration agent.

Less of a low bar, more of a trip hazard.

Is this because of all the winning?

1) Dogs
2) Music
3) Reading
4) Sunsets

In my happy place

Lady G and I have had enough of the shit that is Gogglebox. Enough, absolute race to the bottom, aspiring to triple digit IQ, getting rid of the intelligent ones, unmitigated dross. Such a pity.

Can we make sure the majority of ‘influencers’ are front and centre please? Just think of the viewing figures!

“We don’t need no education”?

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This explains your vendetta against the British tea industry! It all connects!

Foxes - cat software on dog hardware. 😍

Booking this moron is the most tone-deaf thing I have heard of for a long time.

Use the ones he uses to seal his crisps. Double pleasure - sore nips and seeing him eat stale crisps.
Next!

As someone who lived in the USA and deeply loves my time there…. Good. Sometimes friends need to say ‘stop and think’.

You aren’t a true friend if you don’t.

A TVR Sagaris car sits in front of an MV Augusta motorbike on a gravel drive by a black wood building. A small shrub in a pot is beside the building. The car is mainly in shadow, aside from a small patch at the front which is showing a rainbow effect from the paint. The bike is mainly in sunlight, its iconic red and silver paintwork is shining. There is blue sky with white fluffy clouds in the background, with trees bursting into bud.

A great friend came over to help move a bike. Be rude not to exercise them….

Penance. Literally turns guilt into a super power.

Don1 - Unapologetic Last week I turned 50. Or levelled up as some might say. My amazing wife and I hired the place we met (The Cross, alas not the old one, the new one), and had a party. I started going to The Cross more

It was my party and I’ll play what I want to. And I did.
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Yep, bundles in a prep school, Surrey, 1980’s.

I’d rather be woke than an ignorant fuckwit cockwomble.

The person who created unskippable adverts.