a girl in a black suit and tie says wednesday vibesx Alt: a girl in a black suit and tie says staring intensely with red and blue flashing lights with a quote that says wednesday vibes

My wife “Close the door before you let the cat out. He’s still pretty spry

Me “Might say he has cat-like reflexes?”

Her

MO SALAH!!!!!

I hate Scrubs. Stupid, making me feel things in my emotional heart area show.

Don’t tell my wife but I’ve fed my kids Taco Bell and Burger King today. Still have supper to go.

SALAH!!!!!!!!

Michael Jordan RARE Missed Dunks YouTube video by House Of Hoops

I find it so weird when I get a random blocked notification. What did I say?

This Liverpool-Fulham game is stressful. Mo Salah hesitation reminder me of seeing Jordan miss dunks

youtu.be/rVC5Kmfwp_Y

Melania Trump wants these photos and emails to be scrubbed from the Internet. Please stop liking and sharing them. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Fuck off, Shoresy

What’s the spoiler rules for Invincible?

The first ten minutes of this week’s episode was top notch all around

HOLY SHIT!!!!

Just-released photo of Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson from the live-action Moana

We’ve told all the casting agents that the Weird Al biopic sequel is currently on hold, but they just keep sending in headshots.

I serenaded my wife to the tune of That’s What Friends Are For.

She looked at me like I’m the sweetest idiot

🎤 That’s What Hubby’s For

#Nailedit

From memory I just busted out the whole first verse of Keep Their Heads Ringin’

#GenX #Friday

"engagement is low on Bsky" for the millionth time.

Then engage. SHARE posts. TALK to people. Do literally ANYTHING but "Like and Go".

Bsky is not dead, it's just free of Algorithms and that means YOU HAVE TO DO SOMETHING if you want engagement!

Fact check: True.

I really appreciate my therapist. My wish for the world is that everyone has a therapist as great for you as mine is for me.

I legit thought it was Seth. Dammit

Iranian hackers threatening to hack into the top 3 credit bureaus and wiping Americans debt… and I just wanna know who I gotta speak to in order to expedite this.

Up the town!!! #Wrexham

US-Israeli strike on girls' school kills at least 85 students, Iran's judiciary says At least 85 students have been killed in US-Israeli strikes that hit an Iranian girls' school in Hormozgan province, Iran's judiciary said on Saturday. Washington has not commented on the reported str...

We killed 85 schoolgirls. We are not the good guys.

This aged poorly

Wow. Burnely v. Brentford is a barn burner

Iran? You haven’t even finished Venezuela.

How can you have any Iran if you don’t finish your Venezuela!

Started Mobland and I want to move to England so I can use cool words like numpty and nonce and copper

Is there any better sound than hearing your kid singing in the shower from 3 rooms away? 10 years goes by fast ❤️

What are the rules on Scrubs spoilers? Don’t want to get myself in trouble but that 1st episode hit all the feels.

Scrubs didn’t have to go this hard right out the gate. I’ve missed Dr. Cox

A+ State of the Union counterprogramming by TCM.

Btw if anyone knows of a comic featuring a detective fighting Nazi Dracula, please let me know because I’d absolutely read it

Rep. Angie Craig: "I would rather stick forks in my eyes than be here tonight to listen to Donald Trump talk about the state of the union, but this is the people's house, and I will not abandon the people'e house."