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First day back at work was surprisingly good.

Second day back and for no good reason I am down in the dumps.

And I still have some more stuff to do that I promised.

Getting work out of me is sometimes like getting blood from a stone and other times it's a flood from a... bone?

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I like drawing. I have decided. I have room to improve! And that's good!

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I don't draw often but when I do it's youtube essayist explaining payola to a new generation.

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Holy shit I just figured out how to two screen without fucking up my neck

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I joined linked in again because my dad wanted a follower. Now it's recommending me contacts from my past.

I hope I can get banned for being unprofessional on there.

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If there's one thing I hate more than working myself into burnout it's taking holiday to reflect on my life. Miserable.

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Instrument’s Loud, Resonant Crash Can Be Disruptive

Poor Sleep Linked To Gong Instrument’s Loud, Resonant Crash Can Be Disruptive

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During holidays I am mostly fighting thinking about the things I have to do when I'm not on holiday.

Rest gives way to some masochistic self haranging.

Life would be so sweet if I gave up caring.

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The city council wouldn't let me speak after I prepared a testimony and showed up early, so I've booked a media appearance every day this week to let Atlanta know that there is absolutely no accountability for grown men viewing private cameras of kids without authorization or consent.

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A cropped frame from the 1984 film Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, depicting a very young Jonathan Ke Quan wearing a backwards baseball cap and pointing viciously at someone off screen. He has a pack of playing cards in his other hand

A cropped frame from the 1984 film Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, depicting a very young Jonathan Ke Quan wearing a backwards baseball cap and pointing viciously at someone off screen. He has a pack of playing cards in his other hand

HEY LADY! YOU CALL HIM DR JESUS!

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I agree

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I guess I think I am qualified to pilot a helicopter now.

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I had an odd realisation that I have never wondered about this - about how a helicopter controls rotation.

My whole life, helicopters were doing that big nosedivey swoopy move, and I never wondered "where is the force coming from to tilt the like that?". I accepted it could just magically rotate?

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I feel simultaneously stupid for never connecting this, and smart for realizing this on myself but, the way helicopters pitch and roll is to tilt their blades with respect to the front of the helicopter. I. E. The angle of the blades isn't purely how much thrust there is

youtu.be/-kWhNi-MZAM?...

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Watching "Threads" for the 156th time. Sometimes you just gotta unwind.

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Do marketing people not understand that using AI is tickling not just the uncanny valley, but also the "you guys are obviously scammers" valley to the south?

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I wouldn't have a problem with that! Go for it!

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If I were in charge of Star Trek... gosh! Wouldn’t that be something

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Just 3 days ago, the story broke showing Flock employees viewing camera feeds in a private community center, including but not limited to the children's gymnastics room and daycare areas.

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I actually tried before but they said that it would reduce the resale value.

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Together at last! The creator of brink, and the creator of bioshock/dance central! Have there ever been two so as this?

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Ok. I am on some hols! ...Except for the one bug I had to fix. And the general concern that something might break while I'm away. Or someone reads my code with disgust and everyone starts laughing at me behind my back or is otherwise very disappointed at me.

Eventually I will not think about that.

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I've had high expectations for myself all my life and it has never occurred to me that they're always unrealistic. I am disappointed even when I have some success. Wish I could change. Have tried. Doesn't shift my attitude.

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I genuinely don't think I'm ever going to shift the feeling that I'm not good enough at this job to deserve it. Like I'm about to be fired at any moment. This is in spite of managing to overhaul a very long in the tooth system with minimal disruption.

This is just how I am. No point fighting it.

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I like the new train route but... I got home on my ebike within 40 minutes (was listening to Armando Iannucci podcast which was that length).

The train + bus route is more like an hour door to door.

Still beats busses which were anywhere from 50 to 90 minutes.

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Just because he backed off shouldn’t stop efforts to remove him. He is dangerous and cannot be left in power.

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Ah. So it was a TACO situation then. Phew.

I called it but I'm never certain. Definitely not expecting cease fire to last long.

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If you see an obvious bot account online, simply reply with a random ip address from Eurasia.

You don't need to do any real hacking but it's often enough to make their heart skip a beat.

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