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Posts by Automatic Jack

What the fuck does that even mean?

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Mine eyes have seen the... something... glory of the... something else... trampling vintages... something.... truth is marching on... is it?

What the fuck am I looking at? Fuck the song, my eyeball-skins are blurry as fuck and actively setting things on fire.

THIS IS NOT THE WAY

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Have a nice slice of GO FUCK YOURSELF

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FUCK YEAH! GET SOME!

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Please contact the administrator of the lab you spawned from and demand answers as to why they bred the "I don't like fun" gene out of you.

YOU ARE ENTITLED TO COMPENSATION

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Also... how could you watch enough HORSE to ingratiate yourself and not just end up liking it for the sheer excellence of the show itself? That's some fuckin' goddamn NPC SHITHEAD behavior.

NO ONE who watches THAT much of PONES and leaves not enjoying it is a real human.

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Does anyone remember people who did the Brony thing to try and boost themselves without actually LIKING Ponies? Pepperidge Farms remembers... and so the fuck do I

NOTHING could be more embarrassing than tryna artificially boost yourslf by pretending to be a fan of something you didn't actually like

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I barely helped, but I'm proud to have been part of this =)

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I'm so happy that people I know still love HORSE. I still do as well, but I ain't in the scene.

(HORSE was once casual nomenclature for MLP FIM fans)

Back in the day... NOW I AM TOO COOL APLHA-DUDE-MAN MAN TO LIEK HORSIES!

(no I'm not, still love G4) =3

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Why does everyone I see here like Ponies!?

*remembers who I is*

Oh yeah, that's why! =)

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Woohoo!! ๐Ÿค˜

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One semester in college is aparently enough to radicalize this kid, so what unspeakable acts have people who did TWO semesters committed? Tune into Info Wars for more made-up bullshit!

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Israel accidentally attacked the leadership of hamas? Probably thought it was a hospital or something

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Probably had copies of the epstein files on board

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He has to serve his sentence first. 15-20 epic beat-drops is my guess, but I don't have access to the files

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$45M ain't gonna help them out much with how bad they suck at covering up their bullshit

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Forkin' A RIGHT!! ๐Ÿด

1 year ago 1 0 0 0
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This.

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I heard Derrick, but the source was a bit sketchy.

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Every time I see an app or website use the term "challenge" for basic shit like buying stuff normally, I think of the dumbasses who think of it as an ACTUAL challenge and feel compelled to complete it.

I wonder which warning labels allowed them to live this long... ๐Ÿค”

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Trump worships money, so a prosperity gospel dickhead is par for the course.

Hopefully this shitshow is the smack in the face the people who buy into this prosperity horseshit need to finally realize they've been scammed. Then hopefully they wonder why god would allow that to happen to them.

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

The Holy Trinity.

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"Liberal Bias" = They don't kiss his ass.

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๐Ÿ˜

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"I skimmed the chapter titles and let LSD fill in the blanks" would be an accurate description of the process.

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Some of the most consistently inaccurate writings to ever be displayed in visual form are the back cover descriptions of fiction books. 4/5 sentences are - at best - GROSS exaggerations. The rest would accurately describe an entirely different book.

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Same. He seems like the kind of dork who would make a weird gesture like that.

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I've been working on routing a speed patched romhack for 3+ years. A friend gave me some competition and figured out a few faster strats, but for the most part I built that route from the ground up. My goal is a 26:4X time, and my current record is only 1/20th of a second away. Sooooo close...

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Nah, never heard of it. Sounds cool. Where can I play this level?

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Still speedrunning Mega Man 2... more specifically, ROMHacks of Mega Man 2. They are going well...ish.

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