That guy looks like Wilford Brimley the day after a bad mushroom experience

It’s set to “hornt”

He prefers to go by Brew, tyvm. @brew.bsky.social

I look NOTHING like him

YouTube is the devil

app.musicleague.com/l/c1555d2c26...

friends, I have just written the most professional email I have ever written wherein I - very politely and professionally, mind you - told somebody to fuck off and eat fucking shit, and I am elated about it

Goddamnit

Goddamnit

So freaking pumped for this @aewontv.bsky.social and @ringofhonor.bsky.social back-to-back in Salisbury.

Throwback to last Saturday. Beautiful day for baseball. Too bad they got stomped by the goddamn Dodgers. 10-5 and it wasn’t even that close.

My brother in Christ I implore you to see an ophthalmologist

We enjoy drinking shitty beer outside in the sun, don’t we folks

L. L. Bean out here sending sexts

Seeing the Nats tomorrow and I really hope today wasn’t a preview

You know we’re talking about the show right

Star Wars > Star Trek

But also can we talk about how good Shrinking is?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Alt can pass for 14 f he shaves

IT'S THE LONG GOODBYE by The Twilight Sad on Apple Music Album · 2026 · 10 Songs

New album, very good

music.apple.com/us/album/its...

Thanks Obama

Braden Smith’s number is 3 because that’s his height

She Got Screamed, You Got Screamed, We All Got Screamed Podcast Episode · Rounding Down with Chid · March 20 · 1h 10m

@roundingdown.bsky.social you sneaky bastsrds

podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/r...

It’s not gonna happen, but how fucking great would it be if Siena knocked off Duke?

(she is)

Never forget the whole Caps team showed up hammered in the morning for a noon baseball game. Ovi threw out a 2nd pitch after sailing the first one, and then they spent the rest of the game partying so much that everyone was watching them instead of the Nats.

2018 was the best summer ever.

I feel like I’m supposed to be offended and yet