Fascinating. You've given that a lot of thought. Respect

All of that is very interesting, but I gotta say it's pure perversion to put the meat above the veg as depicted. So freaking random. Who does that with a tuna salad? Who does that with any sandwich except to be difficult?

I absolutely do not care about the fucking USA anymore, I just feel sorry for everyone that has to deal with it. & I'm not it

A Mexican poet/roofer, biologist/farm worker & chef use their skilled tools of trade to expose & appropriately punish criminal actions by masked & illegally protected stupid fucking ICE agents. SCRIPT AVAILABLE BY REQUEST. #FYFF

Enjoy it while you can - you're going to be ticketed automatically if you get from one place to another too fast. AI, auto-scanning at exit and facial recognition will make shoplifting obsolete. Generally, the man always knows where you are & what you've done. What's a pirate to do? I PROTEST

I have been watching movies from the 1970s & all the turtle necks make me itchy

I was going to watch pornography but I couldn't find the pornograph

There are no books now; there will be no more books now

I did like books and I mourn them

The president is a pig. ICE are pigs. What kind of an asshole asks for an ICE job, anyway?
Murder is murder, and WOW, what a trembling pile of scared little scum ICE are, body armor and all.
#ICE #usasucks #nazitrump #fascism

Oh, and fuck sports. #fucksports

Another murder by cowardly masked ICE fascists, another fucking day in Trump's USA #AlexPretti

Yes, & but it's the second retrocirculation of the decade, right? The 80s were popular in the 2000s too

One of the biggest challenges to public safety & health is work.
Work can result in brain damage, physical injury, disease & low self-esteem.
Every year 998888 USA workers die because of working.
This is your brain on work

Ties: noose or leash?
Also, wtf dudes who wear f*cking bowties

Captain Sugarbeard YouTube video by The Queen's Revenge - Topic

The Album has dropped like a jar full of grape jelly. A Pirate Rock Opera about love, hubris & betrayal.
Arr. #pirate #pirates #piraterock #thequeensrevenge #sugarbeard #sugarbeardsuite

5 days approx to album drop. Look for the Sugarbeard Suite on yr fav streaming thing #thequeensrevenge

I was out of shaving cream but Cool Whip kind of works

Not that I have any reason to need a headstone in the foreseeable future

For my Headstone, please just

MISTAKES WERE MADE

Look, anyone? How many virgins does it even take to fill a bathtub with blood?
I keep desanguinating and desanguinating and it's only half full

I had mice in my house- I f*cking think they're cute so I live trap them & drop them off somewhere nice like this, 4 miles from my house.This method is effective, no longer mice in my house. I did have to make approximately 20 mouse drops in a fortnight #maus #houseguests #fieldmice #taxi

#grwm

#mexicantown #mexicantownbakery

The album approcheth,; beware the Sugarbeard Suite #pirate #piraterock #thequeensrevenge

He keeps asking me Is it safe? And idk

USA be like TRUMP IS OK TO F0CK BABIES WITH JEFFREY. It is such a revolting time to have to live through. 40cking ugly p3d3ra5tic 53lf-pr0claim3d Cae5ar. Barfing
#barf #pederasttrump #epstein #pederast #trumpepstein #epsteintrump #trump #barfing

Ah, USA.

Booooooooo #cookingwithhook

#morewreckedthanme