frogger lmfaooooo, accurate!

just unhinged.

lmfaoooo this rude. 😭

why squirrels wait til the absolute last second to move off the road?

one thing i do not want to be known for in corporate america is being a “hard worker.”

i am here to do the bare minimum and go the fuck home. 🫶🏽

thank you for coming to my TED talk.

dear all drivers in the baton rouge metropolitan area: the order is TURN SIGNAL THEN BRAKE. NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND.

if someone holds a gun to my head and tells me “say the word ‘rural’ correctly or you die,” just go ahead and start planning my funeral.

calling a crisp bob a Robert >>>>

don’t you love being voluntold? 🫩

def thought it was just my phone lmao.

good point.

we serve a different God than them. 😭

Boneless gospel

whenever she not here, i put it on Kirk Franklin’s praise lmaoooo.

my boss plays yt gospel in the office (she black) 🫤. this music so uninspiring and unmoving.

😬

in my case, this was for scheduling an appointment. you can’t tell me “monday” and not tell me what time lol.

client wants to schedule an appointment, there are multiple timeslots available for every day and they are listed. don’t just tell me “monday.” WHAT TIME??????

dawg, why when you ask a multiple part question ppl only answer one part of the question? 😐

this might be the first NBA game i watched this season.

we gotta get sports back on regular TV channels bruh, wtf.

i’m so tired of the american healthcare system.

hello, my name is kandace, am i am dr0nk.

i don’t have it in me to professionally people for the rest of the day. 🫩

when you tell a client “feel free to give me a call with any questions!” and they actually do…

i’m about to crash out.

ugh, that’s the last team i wanted to win the women’s tourney. 😒

seeing ppl you KNOW very well talk with that influencer “accent” <<<<<
😭😭😭

i did 25 sit-ups, why my stomach not flat yet!? this is a scam.

this might be by cynical mindset, but anytime ppl ask me “can i pray for you” i just think that’s an excuse to get in my business. 🙃