Moose lying in a field with head up, while a Canada goose perches unconcernedly atop his head.

Tired of the old "elf on a shelf" nonsense? Canada GOTCHU.

A GRINING SKULL "I DONT MAKE CONTENT , I MAKE JPEG FILE'S ABOUT CRAPPING AT WORK, MY PRESENCE REDUCES THE VALUE OF YOUR PLATFORM, PRAY THAT YOUR INVESTOR'S DO NOT SEE IT " - WE USED TO HAVE "WORLD WIDE WEB" NOW WE HAVE TO LOOK AT A FOREVER SCROLL OF BAD NEWS TO SEE 1 COMIC OR 1 GOOD PEACE OF ART, ALL OF YOUR FRIEND'S AND WRITER'S AND ARTIST'S NOW BEDEVILED BY PLACEMENT BETWEEN "LOOK AT THIS GUY" QUOTE DUNKING AND A POST FROM CHEETO'S ASKING DORITO'S IF THERE SKIBIDY, EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD CO EXISTING AS TERD'S IN THE SAME TOILET AND IF YOU FLUSH IT YOU CAN NO LONGER TALK TO YOUR FRIEND'S , DESTROY ALL COMPUTER'S!!! DESTROY ALL INVESTOR'S!!! LEAVE YOUR MACHINES AND WALK INTO THE WOODS AT NIGHT!!! DIG YOUR HANDS INTO THE SOFT MUD AT THE EDGE OF A POND AND LIFT A DOZEN SALAMANDERS TO YOUR FACE!!!!! LEAVE SOCIAL MEDIA NOW - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

🚫 - dashare.zone ADMIN

“We are currently clean on OPSEC” accidentally sent to a journalist is an all time classic.

Here again, why not

Belakang tangga ya pak

Window decal: Directed by David Lynch text: I put this on my window. Now the world makes sense again.

RIP

fair

no regrets 🚯
'cause you're my sunset 🌅
fiery red 🔴
forever fearless ♾️

what are some pros and cons of going to sleep? has anybody done this before

Paying 3x the amount of money I would've ever paid for a budget flight when given 2 weeks of forced leave just because "in 10 years I would pay that amount to get 2 weeks of my 20s back"

Chicken katsu!

i love doing citizen journalism on x the everything app

Lunch - maybe
Good - ✅

One eight hundred hot and fun

#GoodLunch, accompanied by a good record haul… today is great

Friendship ended with VLC, MPV is my new best friend

The Thing (1982) In the winter of 1982, a twelve-man research team at a remote Antarctic research station discovers an alien buried in the snow for over 100,000 years. Soon unfrozen, the form-changing creature wreaks ...

letterboxd.com/film/the-thi... actually goated movie... might be my favorite watch this year

Oh shit that works in real life too

Maybe i just like math and programming because you can always substitute a closure with an evaluation

born to memorize this day forced to romanticize even the worst of times

WE ARE SO BACK

Yeah I’m a milf

Man
I
Love

me mkbhd
🤝
losing a lot of goodwill
and progress in 2024

disney exec: it’s about a guy who thinks he’s a monkey lol. probably don’t need anything too crazy for the soundtrack.

phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no

Guess i need to drop the other void for good?

Taylor Swift wearing glasses

I bring "I'm here to do your SOC2 audit" energy

ChatGPT user text bubble: "good alternatives to grad school when you're stuck in life that feels like grad school but isn't grad school"

ChatGPT response: "Start a Blog or Podcast: Share your expertise or explore new topics while building a personal brand"

Yeah absolutely not

ntap euy

“bluesky is an echo chamber” everywhere’s an echo chamber i’m going with the one without cybertruck guys

In my opinion "Twitter" is whichever place most embodies the poster's spirit, and that's here now