when am i ever going to catch up on sleep

i went to three concerts over the last four nights, now i'm working 12 days in a row without a day off, and then immediately following that, going to three more concerts in three days (or maybe four in four days)

Menswear writer here. 👋 Let me tell you why you shouldn't wear an armband like that. 🧵

honestly i’m really struggling with the shallow acceptance of the michael biopic. from peers even!!!! i feel insane.

When I got home at 10:50, the Apple Sports app showed a final score of 3-2 in 2OT, so I’m guessing whoever sent that just got the notification and wasn’t actually watching the game

if you’re going to do it, it should be be a livestream for some charity or something

An underrated 21st century skill is knowing what level of digital friendship you should have with somebody. Getting that Instagram request and being able to say, "no, LinkedIn mutuals is right for us." Tough when you realize belatedly that you don't actually want to know what your gym trainer thinks

probably even before immediately

the post above with 5 likes

ok, nobody else fav this

Fuck it we’ll do it dead

FUCK IT, WE'LL DO IT DEAD

RIP Bill O’Reilly, who died several days before this show was shot

I’d read a couple thousand words on the people who gamble on Tiny Desk

horseshoe theory is real. leftists almost got kat abughazaleh elected into congress and now it comes out that her boyfriend owns infowars…

congratulations to every other team in the NFC west

absolutely not

even though he’s played two different characters in marvel movies

ok this is a good poster with a good tagline

"Oh I hate getting to the airport too early" c'mon now we all know that you're just going to be looking at a screen in a different place, I know you're not spending your free time doing woodworking when you're on this website

it would be funny to do the “stand by for news” tease and then just post a fake news story from @theonion.com

Jordon Hudson could own Belichick-focused trademarks, including 'Chapel Bill,' by May 1 Hudson’s TCE Rights Management company filed for several trademarks related to North Carolina coach Bill Belichick in 2025.

I cant decide what would be funnier when they break up: that Jordon Hudson would be the owner of Bill Belichick’s trademarks, or that the branding would have almost zero real value by then

But it is tho…chatting with ai should be considered like chatting with a malevolent demon that may seem like it can help you but you can never trust it and it may well drive you into madness

The guy Patel hired:

"Binnall served as the legal representative for former North Carolina Lieutenant Governor Mark Robinson in a defamation lawsuit against CNN that did not succeed. He also participated in President Donald Trump’s attempts to reverse the outcome of the 2020 presidential election."

swerving to miss the mountain on my dashboard display that’s not actually a real mountain and running over a child

I’m the guy who invents new bathroom faucet designs for every hotel. You might know me from Knob That Goes The Other Way and Joystick That’s Hard To Turn Off. Lately I’ve been lacking inspiration, even thinking about hanging it up. I’ve had a good run, but — wait, never mind: Ball You Turn Diagonal

Important thing that I just learned that perhaps might only interest @noescalators.bsky.social and like, two other mega nerds

but when Seton Hall sends out official game contracts, they're written in comic sands lol

These look really cool.

discovery is gonna be funny as hell, i hope we get to see some videos of the fbi director blacked out singing karaoke

“again, follow your dreams, because unqualified idiots are paid to do things they shouldn’t be doing every day, why not you” — spencer hall

monday motivation

A Forbes article about a father who killed eight children, with an embedded prediction widget inviting people to speculate on whether "Congress will pass new gun safety legislation before 31st December 2026"

ghoulish