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An AEW zombie outbreak story that lasts throughout October culminating with the survivors finding a cure and saving the roster on Halloween would be so fun.

You’re on the right track with Funk. He has a never say die attitude, will fight to the very end, and is willing to do crazy shit to win matches. He’s like a mix of Funk and Jeff Hardy if they were straight-edge and mentored by Sting.

She just started calling herself the comeback killer. They’re going to drive that home longer than a few weeks.

The I Like Turtles kid with the AEW Men's World Heavyweight Championship on his shoulder

#AEWDynamite

HOLY SHIT HE FUCKIN KILLED HIM!! DARBY FUCKING ALLIN!!! 🤼‍♂️ #AEW

Jericho was out of line there. Bishop Kaun is a beautiful man. #AEW 🤼‍♂️

I love Jet’s overconfidence. That man refuses to stay in his lane. #AEW 🤼‍♂️

Dax, you’re supposed to hit other poses. 🤼‍♂️ #AEW

Oh yeah, Darby’s winning tonight. 🤼‍♂️ #AEW

Holy shit, I’m watching Dynamite live for once. LET’S GO DARBY!!! 🤼‍♂️ #AEW

#wrestlesky #AEW 🤼‍♂️

Mercedes looks different here...

I was out with someone this weekend who knew so little about pro wrestling that I had to tell HIM it was fake. It felt so odd to be in that position.

I was so ready for a new Dynamite intro, and I love the new one... but damn, I miss the original now.

Steamed Hams full transcript Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions. Ah. Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome. - I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. - Yeah. Oh, egads! My roast is ruined. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour. Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams. Whew. Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers. I thought we were having steamed clams. D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers. You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes. It's a regional dialect. - Uh-huh. Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York. Really. Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams. " Oh, not in Utica. No. It's an Albany expression. I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger. Oh, no. Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe. - For steamed hams. - Yes. Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled. Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second. - Of course. Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped. Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis. - Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes. - May I see it? No. Seymour. ! The house is on fire. ! No, Mother. It's just the northern lights. Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.

Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!

Drawings of Leslie and Brianne mimicking various recent art trends, such as kissing barrier, Frieren looking up, Brooklyn sweater, face under broken mask, and boobs in book.

@wackylesbianhour.com If my brain were an apartment building, you’d be neighbors.

You and Sherry occupy the same part of my mind as Leslie and Brianne

Angry Stokely Hathaway holding a sign that says "i was told the future would be cool. None of this is cool."

Looks like I’m free from Thursday to Sunday this week. Any good independent wrestling or music going on in the northeast? #WrestleSky #MusicSky 🤼‍♂️

Yuta’s hair is growing back too fast. We did not get enough time to make fun of him. #AEW 🤼‍♂️

I wouldn't be surprised if the name is part of it. When I first saw you on here I thought you were affiliated with AEW for a second, and I could see them not wanting to create confusion by giving you a platform.

I turned off my phone’s Bluetooth so that when the mechanic starts my car he won’t hear Winona’s Big Brown Beaver and it’s probably the smartest decision I’ve made all year.

My least favorite member of Ween

Jetspeed have been running with the strategy, "call out the big guys and hope for the best" and it's been working wonderfully for them. #AEW 🤼

Well, after 8 long months the journey is complete. The guitar is on my third attempt to cut a nut, a truly educational experience, and I have now added a Seymour Duncan P-Rail with a Triple shot mounting ring to the bridge. Currently tuned up 4 steps, but I’m thinking about changing it. #diyguitar

Cheekface – Black Site YouTube video by Cheekface

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Cheekface – Hostile Street lyric video YouTube video by Cheekface

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Hostile Street by: Cheekface Art shows a bloodshot eyeball with ‘Hostile Street’ written in veins.

Black Site by Cheekface Art includes a black and orange scorpion with ‘Black Site’ written in a black ink style.

I’ve been listening to both of these songs so much this week. I’m so hyped for the new @cheekface.bsky.social album and can’t wait to see them on tour again!

I'm tempted but it's an hour and a half drive and I have no idea who I'd go with lol