Weak on crime *and* nuclear weapons. Imagine.

So, it's genocide then?

So, genocide?

From the Department of Priorities:

Just a reminder, because mainstream media seem to think it's a non-issue: this war and all of Trump's military operations are illegal under both US and international law. And they make America weaker and Americans more vulnerable.

During this incredible, unifying moment of inspiring international cooperation and spectacular technological achievement, I would really appreciate it if the US president would stop threatening to murder an entire country with bombs.

To be fair, Dan Quayle said a lot of fucking stupid stuff.

Pillsbury Doughboy in left panel says: He Is Risen! Happy Easter! Pillsbury Doughboy in right panel is made of matzoh and it says "He is not Risen!" Happy Passover!"

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Now she knows how Cricket felt.

Bovino never worked at ICE. He was always at CBP.

Bovino never worked at ICE. He was always at CBP.

You conflate morality with legality? Oh my!

Your articles of religion are missing #12?

Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy. Laissez les bons temps rouler!

Why, what have you got against cannibals? Are you superior because you prefer not to eat humans?

A moral choice doesn't make someone "a superior being." But the choice to avoid harm to animals is a moral choice. Sorry if you are unable to wrap your head around that.

"I am peace."

TRUMP: Israel must not bomb the South Pars Gas Field.
ALSO TRUMP: Be nice or I will bomb the shit out of the South Pars Gas Field.

"May we look upon our treasures, the furniture of our houses, and our garments, and try whether the seeds of war have any nourishment in these our possessions, or not. "

Sadly, the answer to the poet's question is no. Those feet did not walk upon England's mountains green, nor pleasant pastures. But don't let that stop anyone from singing.

The headline will be "AGING RAPIST CHOKES TO DEATH ON A McNUGGET."

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It actually only limits the number of times an individual may be elected to the office of president. Of course Trump alleges that he has been elected three times (and that each time, the voting was tainted by hoards of ineligible voters).

A desecration.

Shouldn't be surprising. We know there is current/recent volcanism on Venus

Wilson is absolutely right about enslavers having scripture on their side. So let's not allow religious books to shape public policy. What shall we call this principle? Separation of something. . . ?

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