Oh i- WAIT 11 PHDS?!?

Cant you like.. just, look inside it?

Woah, that's uh, wait.. How does it dispense health?

Hey! What's that? Seems like a cool lil trinket!

CHOCOLATE??!?!

Thats...
Thats not a cake-

//i like how peaceful this is, theres not a parody of every character imaginable yet

Sure! I have one right here fresh outa my travel factory!

I've invented a new chocolate that will make my physical abilities better! It makes me stronger, faster, and I get better sight and hearing! But it wears off after a few minutes!

Yeah, its a bit odd...

Ah, well, I'll leave ya to it!

Woah, that's a while, you sure he's coming?

Ah, how long ya been waiting?

Hey! Ya looking for someone?

Woah! 40 follower-things! Every person who follows me at this moment gets chocolate!

Seems like a fun lil thing, I'll probably compete, I should probably get to making chocolate that would help if I do compete better!

WHAT DID YOU DO?!??!!

Welcome to Wily Wonkas.. uhm.. *checks notes* Willy Wonka's Wonderful And Wacky Candy Store! Take what ya want, Everything is only 1 silver sovereign! But it adds up fast, so be careful what you buy!

Gmornin!

Tournament, Huh?
What type of tournament would this be?

Feeling extra wonka-y?
Or is it wonky?

Huh.
Usually it's like
Not
An inanimate object

Is..
That's it?
An office printer?
Nothing special?
Not like..
Magical printer?

Hey there! You look like you like chocolate, Do you? If so what kind?

I love icecream!

my bluesky is breaking
i cant see any new posts

J-
JESUS?!?

Guess I didn't notice, but I hit 30 followers! Was too busy making chocolate to notice.. Who wants to try my newest kind?

I'm Willy Wonka from Wonka (2023)

I don't usually say this, but eat a hoverchoc and never come down please.