Seven-syllable phrases that can be sung to the tune of “Alexander Hamilton”, “Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star”, or “Spooky, Scary Skeletons”

i may not currently be posting them here, but you can, of course, find all 19,950 of the phrases that have previously been posted at docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

A graphical representation of 5,000 seven-syllable phrases, organized alphanumerically from "#grouppsychology" to "Fish a river confluence"

A graphical representation of 5,000 seven-syllable phrases, organized alphanumerically from "Fish possess abnormal strength" to "Lovely flattened donut shape"

A graphical representation of 5,000 seven-syllable phrases, organized alphanumerically from "Lovely people on my phone" to "Smoke alarm prank on my dad"

A graphical representation of 4,950 seven-syllable phrases, organized alphanumerically from "Smokin balls and penis too" to "≥". At the bottom of the image, there is a note reading "April Fools (late)! There's only 19,950 phrases in these images! The other 50 haven't been processed yet. Also, while putting this together, I found that "vegan cheese alternatives" was on the list twice. It will be replaced by the time Volume CCLXXXVI goes out."

in honor of the 20,000th seven-syllable phrase that can be sung to "Alexander Hamilton" and many other tunes, which is "My, The Little Children Vape", here's all 20,000 of them compressed into a single post! inspired by the very cool accessibility tool at inference.org.uk/dasher/

thanks! it’s about time the rest of the world found out

they carefully opened and closed thousands of stores at exactly the right times to create that pattern on purpose

After years of research, my book about the turbulent history of the Kmart Corporation has just been published by Luminare Press! For more information, a free excerpt, and links to buy, visit reschultzed.com/kmart now!

we didn’t start the fire

maybe, if this place starts to overtake twitter in popularity. i don't really want to post them all twice. or is this attached to something i can't see?