tuesday or whatever

oh no, how could I have foreseen this! I would hate to be burdened by the consequences of my actions hehehehe

I am trying to resist posting my cock even though I kinda want to :/

is that even legal?!

sportif ! (avec une feuille de vigne pour défendre ma pudeur !)

Wow! Sounds and looks like a beautiful time! 😍

something something friday or whatever

As someone who works in a history-adjacent field, I’m not really bothered by anachronisms (I mean, the Homeric Epics are filled with anachronisms and we find them no less spectacular for it!). More often, I find them so interesting. They say so much about us and our perceptions of the past.

I understand the cultural and systemic reasons as to why Americans tend to not learn foreign languages… but really I think we should all be doing it, and investing more into foreign language education.

Ever since I graduated college and got my first full-time job, I’ve never regularly driven to work; I’ve either taken public transit or walked. This was the promise I made to myself when I was in 4th grade that I’d always live in a place to do either ❤️

I ate so much good food this weekend and I’m so happy about it

I know that Oprah is a goddess and no one compares to her, but god do I miss seeing competent people interview people and actually understand the process and importance and dig deeper into interesting ideas and ask important and challenging questions.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkOQ...

Happy Palm Sunday! Or I guess, Happy Easter to all those who follow that incorrectly calculated western calendar (pays no heed to Passover and doesn't count Sundays in the 40 days? Wild!). No, no, jk I really don't care but I like be mean to Protestants/Catholics haha

Morning plans cancelled so it’s become more of a read naked in bed sort of day

Damn 🥵 you’re so fucking sexy 🥵🥵🥵

ugh :/

i don't want to go to work today :/ i just want to be gay and naked with friends

u up bro? i need your cock

looks like someone's having a fun evening 😏🥴

She has her set questions and THAT IS IT!!! No interest in pivoting or interrogating anything

No real follow up questions, no deeper insight into how Miley is reclaiming Hannah, no real interest in trying to even engage with the show and it’s lessons and significance just like “wow Taylor Swift was in the movie! How cool was that?!” like ok what??

I saw the 20th anniversary of HM special and I’ll say that Al*x C**per is not a very interesting interviewer. I feel like I’m just watching people spill tea and not actually talk about anything interesting or deep or substantial…

Do you think if I ask them nicely, I can get this airline to sponsor me 😅

well come on over then cutie😈

🥰🥰😘 hehe thanks

SIR! You better put on some clothes before someone cleans you up! 😵‍💫😳🥵

Full front nude of me, all wet in the shower with my hard cock.

Picture of my wet butt in the shower from above my shoulder.

Come shower with me 🚿

and my boyfriend's out of town so one of y'all are gonna have to step up and help a boy out

sorry but this boy has a deep desire to be br*d this morning 🫠

Good morning! What a dreamy morning view! 😍