Elon: and then there's a chair they make him sit in
Trump: oh so it's like the couch thing?
Vance: you promised you wouldn't bring that up anymore

Everything is absolute garbage but it is kind of making me laugh imagining Elon and Vance explaining the concept of a cuck to Trump in an effort to make the prez start calling him Cuck Schumer

The Tortured Quarterbacks Department (2025)

I kinda knew Kanye was a Nazi but I'm more surprised he's a comedy nerd.

No Hair, No Head, No Problem!

Best examples of older songs that are suddenly everywhere in pop culture...
My faves are Minnie Riperton's Les Fleurs, Gerry Rafferty's Right Down the Line and Irma Thomas' anyone who knows what love is

Should I let my 5yo name the baby? So far her first choice is the Defying Gravity riff, but I feel like not everyone's gonna be able to do it right

This is great but now can someone make an ig that's not owned by world ruiners

Do u ever go to a restaurant and they're like "have u been here before?" And when you say no they explain to u how a restaurant works. Like "the smaller plates are at the top of the menu" yeah boo I know im not Encino man

I was watching Agatha all along and there's a scene where they do Ouija board and ask who's talking to them and it spells out M-R-S-H-A-R-T and they all gasp and are like Mrs Hart???? But meanwhile I was just like who's Mr shart???

My 4yo opening advent calendar: I wonder what shape it will be. Maybe it will be God?

The problem w my feed here as opposed to x is everyone here is smart and that is exhausting to read.

A porn bot account just liked a months old comment of me sending sympathy to my friend whose mom passed away in case you're wondering what's going on on the other social networks...

Ok so everyone's singing along at wicked but when I tried to get the crowd going to Hans Zimmer's Time during Inception, I got asked to leave the theater

Say what you will about the quality of these cabinet picks, but I do believe they'd make a good season of the Surreal Life