Like is Lee Naylor available for the next Milan derby?

Alan Hutton on the panel for the Madrid derby tonight. Why? Just why? It would be more relevant to have Kevin Franck on, and I'm not even sure if he is still alive.

House shopping with me must be a nightmare for the other half. Past few houses have been vetoed for me already having shagged or taken ket in them

No finished yet, but I'll tell you now that tanning yer shin is some graft.

Just realised that I only had a red bull, a coffee, and 2 cocodamol for lunch. I feel like a 90s supermodel.

Came in 12 pints deep last night and made a bolognese to put in the slow cooker overnight. Wish I knew how I made it as it's far superior to anything I've made before.

Made a green tea this morning and forgot about it. Just in from the gym and was making a protein shake. Did I maximise my fluid intake efficiency and mix them? Absolutely.

Sounds as though I had a completely normal one at the wedding I was at on Saturday. Least I didn't get my own piece out I suppose..

"Slight deflection" 😂

Just had to stir my coffee at work with a bread knife as somebody has lifted all the other cutlery. I'm all about health and safety.

This is my first season watching The Traitors and by fuck it's some dunt.

Tell ye something, Kyogo no really celebrating his goals the day fair makes me sad inside.

In the soft play bit and cunts are eating steak pies and burgers at just past 11am. Mental.

Rhiannons just came in and asked why I'm watching yesterday's darts final already knoeing who has won. She read first thing this morning that Littler won apparently.

Rhiannons mum knocking late Christmas presents out of the park with a jar of this delightful stuff 🤤

Tell ye something, working through 10 pints of 6.8% beer is a slog.

Was gonny say I'm looking forward to what 2025 will bring but I'm fucking certain it'll be a hangover.

Got sent out in the pissing rain to the pharmacy. Jokes on her indoors, the pharmacy is next to the local taproom.

Double espresso martini stout. 8.4%. What a treat.

Fuck knows actually. Bird pulled it out for me before o left.

Heading away for the bells and have been staring blankly at the cabinet for 15 minutes now trying to decide what I want to have when the time comes..

Ti's the season 🍍 ⚽️

Decided to have a healthy one tonight with tomorrow's inevitable gluttony. I present to you the pigs in blankets, turkey and Stilton pizza.

More evidence that Yang is just fairly crap.

All I'm taking from today's lineup is Carter-Vickers can't handle his drink

Fury is a pure pie of a man so happy with that.

Weans in bed. Darts. Pizza. Beers.

Superb.

Aston Villa are going to slap us about next month, eh?

Wife away out tonight which means I get to whip up a carbonara for me and the weans. Superb.

Folk at work upping their elf on the shelf game 🏆 🍀