Posts by jaz ππ€π
some of the freaks on the island
ive gotten really good at drawing troll horns with a controller are you proud of me
making some monstrosities in tomodachi life β€οΈ
draw is work
Minha ΓΊltima contribuiΓ§Γ£o sobre o assunto Toby Fox
the ghost in a cartridge that's forever stuck unplayed in a 9.8 graded sealed copy sitting on the shelf of some youtuber in los angeles
the man who rages against the storm
alphyne doodle !!! #undertale
Portal comic. Currently Wheatley is on the mainframe and GLaDOS is a potato. Wheatley: Look, for the record, I'm just saying that I THINK that within the next 2 years. AI will have replaced most major pollinators. GLaDOS: ...Just keep pretending to ignore him, he'll probably... The text on Chell's shirt: Agreed. We should ignore him. GLaDOS: Are... you? Doing that? On purpose? With your shirt? The shirt: No, I am the shirt. Please don't let the person wearing me know I can do this.
GLaDOS (to Chell): Hey, I need you to lift me up so I can get a good view of your upper torso. For... normal reasons. Chell complies. GLaDOS: Thanks. The shirt: You really know how to talk to the ladies! GLaDOS: Come on. The shirt: Anyways. Want to know my deal? I'm the ghost of Cave Johnson. Told the lab boys to make me immortal. Didn't say how. GLaDOS (shorting out in surprise): WHAT??? The shirt: Hahahaha. No I'm fucking with you.
GLaDOS (to Wheatley): Hey, you up there! Wheatley: Hah, are you finally gonna admit I'm right? GLaDOS: No, I need you to look at the human's shirt. And tell me what it says. Wheatley: ...That's a trick question innit. GLaDOS: No, I actually want to know. Wheatley: You're trying to make me stare at a woman's chest so I look sexist. GLaDOS: I'm asking you an actual question. Wheatley: I've never done it, ever. Don't even know what they have there. Never will, because I'm not sexist. Or maybe this is an advanced ploy to make it look like I can't read. I can, I mean I do, so much. Love books. Been reading the Odyssey. Not sure if you know that one, but I'm already on the part with his son... GLaDOS: That's the start of the book. Wheatley: SHUT UP!!!!! SHUT!!!! UP!!!! Chell looks down at her shirt to see the text says "get ketchup on me for twenty extra points".
most iconic pjackk post. to me.
Square drawing that parodies the cover of the North American release of Jet Set Radio for Sega Dreamcast. Instead of the side banner that says 'Dreamcast', because the orange swirl it says 'DJ Crazy Times' which references the alias that comedian Kyle Gordon uses for his song 'Planet of the Bass'. Drawing has swapped out Beat for DJ Crazy Times, and Gum for Biljana Electronica. The background has been edited to show a giant outline of a globe, and instead of the teams logos, there is a hand doing a peace sign, a rocketship, cluster of stars and a ufo. It is rated 'P' for world peace. There is added text on the bottom in white that says 'Life it never die. Women are my favourite guy.'
WOMEN ARE MY FAVOURITE GUY π£οΈπ£οΈπ£οΈ
#jetsetradio #segadreamcast #fanart #planetofthebass #kylegordon #parodyart #digitalart
A black-and-white cat and a cream-colored cat resting in round beds side by side
Uni and Sora
energetic digital drawing of roxas from kingdom hearts 2, in green hues. he is lit from below and wind whips around him, birds scattering, invoking his scene in dive to the heart. one of his hands is placed on his chest, the other held aloft like a saint. he looks upward as if surrendering to something larger.
(2024) patron saint ποΈ #scribs #kingdomhearts
Incredibly funny that the president of the United States can do this and retain command of the American Armed Forces, but I said it about a literal Nazi and got fired from a job writing superhero comics.
dr. robby: we have a patient in er room 1. health is at 1%. ideas, people
me: 1 dose of the correct kind of medicine, stat!
dr. mohan: oh my god. patientβs health is now 100%
dr. robby: do you want to ride motorcycles with me
me: no. i have to go home and post on bluesky β the worldβs #1 site
look man i have an incurable case of fnaf brainrot. if you erased fnaf from my memories you would leave gaps so big that my psyche would collapse in on itself.
the writing is not that good. you could even argue that its extremely bad, even.
gassing scott cawthon up to critique toby fox is crazy work
I blame it on all the kisses I'm seeing lately thanks to the kiss meter trend π₯ #soriku
anyways i havent been to a hairdresser in like 6 years im so scared that theyll fuck my shit up Bad.
eugh. trying to find haircuts on pinterest to show to my hairdresser and 80% of the pictures are ai. we are living in hell.
Clip from an article about the Sonic the Hedgehog 4 trailer announcement with the text, "Kristen Bell was recently announced to voice Amy Rose, the pink creature with a major crush on Sonic." The text 'pink creature' has been highlighted for emphasis because that's the most corporate way to describe someone who is also a hedgehog.
The pink creature
UMBERT ACTUALLY! EP 1 is here!
Walt Disney was a Union Buster?!
#UmbertActually #UnionYaoi #Misterman #Umbert #MistermanGuyfella #Timbert #Jellybox #IndieAnimation #Animation #Disney #WaltDisney #UnionBusting #Labor #AnimationWorkers
chulip!!!!
colored in with care
#deltarune #utdr
For the first time since this year started, we have reached a point of 0% Deltarune Tomorrow.
Deltarune Tomorrow will resume on April 1st.
Spend your Deltarune Tomorrowless time wisely.
the difference between a masterpiece and a piece of shit is like. a months time.