WAIT, this is a possibility?!?
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it’s my boithday today, y’know, i never ask for anything for my b-day, but i’ve been stuck at 3.95 million subscribers on youtube for years, it would just be very satisfying to hit 4 million, if 49,499 of ya subscribe, we could make it happen, eh?? eh??? just think about it

10:26 < Chicken Ragù Bianco | 19 350-degree oven.) Step 5 Once the chicken has cooked, let it cool for a few minutes, then take it out of the liquid (but keep the cooking liquid in the pot) and let it cool until you can comfortably handle it. Pull off the skin and feed it to your dog, then pull off the meat in large shreds (chop the larger ones) and return the chicken to the cooking liquid.

did… did the dog write this recipe

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My love of having a Christmas tree up: 🥳😍🎄🥂

My love of putting up said tree:
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🤔🤦🏼‍♀️😂😂😂

YES.

BEEN THERE. See also: putting a bottled beverage in the freezer to chill it quickly and forgetting its existence 🤦🏼‍♀️

Twice. And it’s given me something new to think about both times.
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I like the entertainment/fashion blog GoFugYourself (which is not as harsh as the same applies)

I get ThunderBringer stuck in my head a lot and have never been mad about it 😄

Reminder that I need to get this! So many people have recommended it to me & my daughter.

Sending lots of love and healing thoughts your way ❤️‍🩹

Awww 🥹 What a lovely thing to be able to share with them.
We’ve rewatched it twice at home already but I am grateful we got to see it on the big screen first

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Tuxedo cat laying on back of couch with one paw dangling down.

His pirate name is Captain Longpaw.

Lol same. Didn’t bother with the show but looked forward to the recap each week 😂

My manager greeted us this Monday morning with “Capes on, team—let’s fly!” And honestly I’m going to try to hold that energy all week ❤️ Or at least until noon.

Two black and white tuxedo cats

Solid reminder, Reggie. (Also, from that angle, he looks just like one of mine when he naps!)

The restaurant from which I ordered a mini burrito apparently uses “mini” like the people who use “literally” figuratively.

Hearing some small, sharp noise at regular intervals, I thought perhaps the smoke alarm needed new batteries.

But, no. This is apparently the pitiful, very specific mew my cat has workshopped for when dinner is 16 minutes late.

I am legitimately shocked I’ve never thought to try this.

We just rewatched it again last night. So, so good.

Loved that movie and am sad not to have a mystical blue tiger (hat-wearing bird optional.)

That was SO FUNNY. Absolute genius on Katie’s part.

Both teams are 🔥 (and that episode was chaotic genius lol)

I love The Bear but I also spend every award season declaring to no one in particular “IT’S NOT A COMEDY!!!” I’m still emotionally traumatized by the Feast of 7 🐟 episode.

To other artists: keep building, even when it’s quiet. Keep showing up, even when it feels like no one’s watching. One day you’ll look around and what you’ve planted will bloom wider than you imagined 💐

A black bird stands on some cracked concrete, looking upwards at camera. The angle, its stance and its plumage - white eyes are the only let-up from the black - makes the bird look thoroughly pissed off

The Blackbird of Annoyance has replaced the Bluebird of Happiness in my life

OMG yes. That scene still randomly turns my stomach to this day and I skip it on rewatch.