*desperate for data center voice* if anything the midwest has TOO MUCH water table! Huehuehue

Rhett and Link certainly do a lot of sexually charged fetish stuff to each other.

god remember when drugs were fun and not whatever the fuck this is

A nonsensical Newsweek headline reads, "Androgenic reacts after reports of Clavicular suspected of overdose"

I am having a nightmare.

Ubiquitous Everyone Money.

"Pff. You'll never land a marketing job with a philosophy degree."

I think it is extremely unlikely on the grounds that it materially harms the interests of global oligarchs and nothing is ever allowed to happen that does that. The Epstein class won't allow it.

"If you build it" (a baseball diamond in a cornfield), "they" (baseball ghosts) "will come" (and play ghost baseball) is such a dumb fucking premise.

One of the very first things we have to do if anything is ever going to get better is criminalize this and probably put Zuckerberg in prison to send a message.

It is very easy to read statements like this as a joke.

This is not a joke.

We have proven with AI, completely by accident, what knowledgeable people have been saying for decades: the environment that rich people live in gives them a very specific personality disorder.

If you can map an opinion to a facial configuration, is that phrenology?

Fascism might be on the rise, sure, but at least everyone is a wormy little bitch.

You can drop your unwanted nail clippings or clumps of hair in any of the earths many crevices. The strange hybrid creatures who live down there will thank you warmly for the gesture

Per My Last Email Re: What You Did Last Summer

some of you are looksmaxxing when you need to be booksmaxxing

I love how smart and normal everyone is.

"I don't know what form Gozer is going to take but you better get right with voting for Gozer. 😠"

"Could we just not have Gozer?"

"Fuck you."

It's funny when they pre-grease the tracks because they know something absolutely awful is coming and that you're going to notice.

"Maybe we've been paying for logos when we should have been paying for pathos." - Me, to nobody, and then high-fiving myself

I think that just reveals who actually believes what they say. The peaceful and legal protesters get killed while the BS artist pull the "you're a good person, you wouldn't hit me" card because the actual authoritarian power is on their side while being confronted with resistance

The dumb and easily manipulated are used as a wedge by the sociopath class to destroy everyone else.

Any discussion about the furthurance of humanity must begin with naming and addressing this.

Live, Laugh, LIGHTER FLUID

Well, good fireworks take a lot of lead time to secure. Like months! In advance! Of the event where you want them used! 🧐

Mainstream media breathlessly farming rage fueled clickbux by spamming 10 million million intentionally horrible reactions to the Footbeef Show.

heads up to the american news media: I do not care what racists thought of the super bowl halftime show

It also made me think about whose personal perfumer I would want to be.

Mamdani could get it.

Hahaha I was surprised (that he had a personal perfumer) when you mentioned it to me! But that's more about if you asked me who *would* have a personal perfumer, I would think of like Lady Gaga and Saudi Royalty.

It is the last bastion of the long, poorly fabricated "and everyone clapped" story.

Watching someone be wrong about your special interest just to feel something.