Maybe his cow is available to moove into the role

So Iran bottom line:

Trump just paid $20 Billion for something which Obama paid $2 Billion and Trump called him a traitor

The Shart Of The Deal

MAGA howled for a decade about President Obama unfreezing Iranian assets, falsely calling it a gift and terming him a terrorist enabler.

So we'll now hear MAGAs howl about Trump for 50 years and call him an *actual terrorist*, right?

Because they're not fucking hypocrites, right?

I remember drinking those big bottles of Miller down by the Missouri River in SoDak, trying to tune in WLS from Chicago on the AM radio to hear The Who, and Yes.

If it actually gets built, it has to come down ASAP. Seriously.

It was a great show & a nice crowd. Cheers.

“The Ballroom is deeply important to national security” is quite a sentence.

Genuinely embarrassing

Howling maybe…Escape from NY is automatically a fail.

Everyone please welcome CBS News Immigration Analyst Viktor Orban.

U.S. Vice President and sophaeconcubitor, JD Vance failed to secure a peace deal with Iran. Vance became overwhelmed after his lack of etiquette and negotiation skills became apparent during talks with the Iranian delegation and mindblowingly lost an already won deal.

Trump going to a UFC fight while his posse fucks up negotiations with Iran is very "Nero fiddles while Rome burns" coded.

That’s Cat Stevens brother, Kit

It’s been a minute since we were able to see a side by side comparison of a billionaire’s half-asses side project vs. the meticulous hard work of thousands of experts coming together for the advancement of humanity (rather than the advancement of their own net worth).

thank god we’ve got our eye on the ball

How about a movie literally called ‘Moon’ (2009), with Sam Rockwell. Great little sci fi.

You could have had free healthcare this entire time. The money was always there. Israelis have free healthcare and you don’t.

I completely agree with Marjorie Taylor Greene is a sentence I never thought I would ever write.

Targeting civilians would, in fact, be a war crime.

This man is deranged, unstable, and unfit to lead. He thinks this is a game. Republicans need to find their backbone, rein him in, and end this reckless war before more innocent lives are lost and this escalates into something far worse.

The Garden of Earthly Delights (detail), by Hieronymus Bosch, 1480-1505, 📸 by @alexbrandon

This is gonna be worth something someday.

Under the Pressure, by The War on Drugs. Heard it on Triple-R one day, immediately got the whole record & as I was listening to it, I knew I was listening to a new all-time favourite record. Over ten years later, I still rank it in my top ten favourite records.

In a very real way, the President of the United States should be held to the highest standard of conduct in the whole country.

Somehow, he’s held to a lower (nonexistent) standard of conduct than literally everyone else. It’s unfathomable.

Elon Musk had DOGE defund USAID, the largest humanitarian organization in the world, causing HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS of deaths from starvation and disease - and Trump GLEEFULLY approved it. It’s the single most evil act in US history. Cartoon by Mike Luckovich

Grey Lady Down

Donald’s signature from the Epstein birthday card will now be on your currency. You live in a pedocracy.

Revenge is a dish best (soft) served cold.

Bruce has a peerless way of connecting with everyone in the audience. He’s amazing that way.