Silly shirts I would wear in public

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Two former university classmates meet up by chance at the library and rekindle and missed opportunity...

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ALL THE RED NOTIFICATIONS DRIVE ME NUTS

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Your bartender friend walks you home after an asshole tried a little too hard to get your attention. After arriving at your place, though, things get heated... fast.

In fact, you guys barely make it past the door before the touching begins... 😘

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....WHY IS MANAGEMENT SO GOOD AT MAKING THEMSELVES LOOK LIKE IDIOTS

Yeah fuck X

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Dumbass shirts I would unapologetically wear in public
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😻😻😻

One would think 😆

Hey baby, would you like a massage? I'll grab your favorite scent...

"Thats it, good boy. Bend over for me and show me those cute undie-
.....SIR."

WHAT!!!!! YEEESSSS OMFG
These books were my childhood!!! 🤩🤩🤩

Oshit you're right! My bad!
cooltranslators.com/corporate-sp...

....hang on.
I'm about to piss off the christians 😈

(My family are good sports at least)

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There is a website that translates into corporate jargon....

Great for emails, resumes, etc.

However
HEAR ME OUT.

Plug in some poetry, a children's book, a SPICY NOVEL

Fucking HELP ME 🤣
Imagine the possibilities!!!

Omg hold up....is there an Olde English version?

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I grew up believing animal sustenance was a necessary evil

I lived the majority of my life w this long held belief

I am so grateful I finally learned better and learned to live vegan

A Magic Wave Exclusive — a tale of an imprisoned engineer being wrongfully held against her will by a power hungry king. But when her jailer ends up sympathizing with her, perhaps there’s a way out after-all…

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Goofy-ass shirts I would wear in public
Part 4...?

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Today I got the go-ahead from my surgeon that I'm all healed up and can the bang-bang now...

I do agree.

What in the face fuckery...
....well
I mean... 🤣

Lt Dan!!!!

I've had this audio in the vaults for a while now, and for years it's been sitting on the Patreon for only the most dedicated listeners to listen to. Well, it's finally out... one of my most requested audios is now available for everyone! 💕

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Office staff: Everyone wear a pastel color for pictures on Friday! [My name] you too!

Me: Funny that y'all assume I have colored clothing.

Coworker: I can bring you a-

Me:

.....NEED

I don't need them anymore so I made a kit for my coworkers 😊

Goofy tshirts that I would absolutely wear in public
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