Goblin Band - Clyde Water (Official Video) YouTube video by Broadside Hacks

excellent stuff from th' Goblin Band www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVDZ...

have they witnessed so little good work being done on the web that they couldn't find an actual person? because if that's so they've had their heads in the sand. people continue to build incredible shit, in spite of the horrors.

we all know that awards are kinda bullshit, but The Webby Awards nominating "claude" person of the year is so utterly depressing.

let me on infowars. i will be fully insane. i believe that electricity changed colors in the 2010s and that straight people are actually space monsters attempting to breed a race of gay superhumans to fight in their star wars

The *entire Starmer project* needs to be understood as one big Jobs For The Boys operation. That’s why McSweeney - Labour’s squillionaire bungs officer - spent 2017-19 running around telling dejected MPs to hold tight, because he was going to hook them back up with their clout, status and freebies.

it took a few years for the dog to stop doing head tilts when i play the Weird Stuff

real The Thick of It hours in british politics today, and also every day

Silicon Valley has forgotten what normal people want Did the tech industry get high on its own supply?

from the annals of getting high on your own supply (gift link) www.theverge.com/tldr/915176/...

one of my favourite things about my various attempts to get good at french omelettes is, it's so satisfying when it goes right, but also the failure mode is a delicious plate of scrambled eggs.

the load-bearing drywall in me recognises the load-bearing drywall in thee

I am delighted to announce the end of annual product cycles! The operating system is Complete! The form factor of the laptop is Solved! We did it Lads!

this is the correct answer

logging on in the age of machine hyper intelligence to discover your personal data has been stolen for the 3rd time this week and not even remotely giving a fuck because the industry has sacrificed half a century of information security lessons in favour of 4 years of venture capital novelty

i'd start by looking for any independent rental businesses in your area, and checking if they have the type of vehicle you want in their fleet — they'll usually be slightly cheaper than Enterprise etc.

RAL K7 "Classic" standardised colour swatches, spread on a green cutting mat. we're looking at various greens and browns, Mouse Grey and Squirrel Grey in particular. The names seem to bear little resemblance to the actual colours. but you know, gotta name 'em something

okay who wants to go to the park with me and check if the squirrels are actually RAL 700 Squirrel Grey or if they are out of spec

“how’d you like your perm, miss?”
“Creasy”
“say no more”

yeah fair

it could be all four!

two tarot cards: two of wands and ten of wands

card pull for today: being really clear about what's wrong & how to change it does not mean you are to change it all by yourself. it's too big and will break you. We change these things effectively in community: find yours, & remember to rest & reset *before*, not at, burnout. #tarot #tarotsky

I know the usual outcome for these petitions is a parliamentary "debate" where all sides demonstrate a kind of mewling, smirking contempt for the electorate, but maybe this time it will be different, eh?

Petition: Hold a referendum to bring the water industry into public ownership Hold a binding national referendum on whether the water industry should be returned to public ownership. Water is a basic human necessity; we believe our privatised system has failed, so the public sh...

Not to be earnest on main, but, let's get the water industry back under public ownership. Privatisation has been an unmitigated disaster
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/76...

that’s the good stuff

better for DIP

such incredibly sad news.

yowza!

A white garment with some kind of food stain. Humiliating.

A pair of dirty hands rest on a car engine. Rough, tough, cool.

Here is an easy solution:

Food stains are humiliating, as they suggest you're a little baby who can't feed themselves.

Oil stains, such as those you'd get from working on your car, suggest you're tough, independent, and skilled.

Thus, simply cover your food stains with used motor oil.

behold the glowing techno-paw of the very brilliant @loulayorke.bsky.social, showing us how it's done at the Dyski Modular Weekend back in March.

new translation of "there is no war but class war" just dropped

In the Tom Waits Cinematic Universe, god (Wristcutters, 2006), the devil (The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus, 2009), and Benny the Malt Shop guy (Rumble Fish, 1983) are the same person.

we're chained to the world, and we all gotta pull
[and at some point later]
we're all gonna be just dirt in the ground