My sleep paralysis demon keeps playing solitaire on my chest and I'm gettig real tired of watching him lose.

Start your day the right way by playing Deadlock and talking to the meanest people you've ever met.

Like my stupid post, loser.

This may surprise you but texas is hot

Yeah i just dont want to anymore

(Playing Battleship) "C4?" *The board explodes*

Idk is this anything

Why would you say this? #blocked 😎

"I'm not transphobic, but-" *I blow the top half of your head clean off with laser*

That part of the high when your skin

Girl are you ok?

Bad news guys, my therapist said that #Deadlock yuri isn't going to cure my seasonal depression.

The stray cat that lives with us sometimes came into my room at 6 am, yelled at me until I woke up, and left. Why did he do that.

Sapphic spies call it lesbianage

Burnout so easy they call me a car meet. Idk like the fucking post fuck you

Robbing a CVS, only taking their surplus of TUMS antacid tablets, downing 4 of them while making full eye contact with the cashier, and leaving.

Y'all, the rapture already happened! Y'all just didn't notice because all it took was Toys R' Us.

Ninja turdles

Risk of Rain 2 comtent creator.

Ihateshovelingihateshovelingihateshovelingihateshovelingi

The percentage of my life spent on trains is too low. I must work on this.

Youtube challenge: Anxious trans girl spends 15 minutes in crowded Market Basket.

Just spent a good hour doomscrolling the politics side of this app. Help

Im gonna break into your house and toast all your bread.

Another year? Again? Fuck

I have... headache :(

Depression is crazy y'all, like one minute I'm super motivated and the next I'm attempting to contain the power of the ancient amulet.

#arcraiders has instilled a new overwhelming sense of distrust in humanity that no other game could dream to make.

I love how stupid they are

My #gender is whatever the leaper from #arcraiders is.

The hardest part about knowing you were a shitty teenager is also knowing that there's nothing you can do about it.